Harry quotes from Shining Time Station

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Harry

[inspects his sketch] And this becomes a local for Doodlehaven.

[Mr. Conductor, as a judge, appears before him, banging his gavel]

CMr. Conductor

This meeting is called to order!

Harry

I wish you'd warn me when you're going to do that.

CMr. Conductor

Sorry, Harry. I'll try to remember.

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Please, remove all of this equipment at once! Good day. [leaves]

Boy, oh, boy. Who does he think he is?

Harry

He is J.B. King, Schemer! Superintendent of the whole railroad!

Yikes. Open foot, insert in mouth.

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It's the real man with his head on backwards! It's the real man with his head on backwards! (screams and jumps over the desk)

Was that Schemer?

Harry

I do believe it was.

Were his clothes on backwards?

Harry

I do believe they were.

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Harry, I'd like you to meet Billy, Billy Twofeathers. He took your old job-- Engineer, first-class.

Harry

[shakes hands with his successor] Hello, Billy.

Oh, I've heard a lot about you, Harry. You left some mighty big shoes to fill around this place.

Harry

Thank you, Billy!

So tell me, what you been up to?

Harry

Well, let's see. It's hard to know where to begin. For one thing,...

[in response to the ringing phone] I'll get it.

Oh, thank you, Billy.

[Billy heads for the workshop]

Harry

I'm planning on rebuilding an entire steam engine. An old favorite of mine.

It's for you, Stacy!

Oh, excuse me, Harry.

[she heads for the workshop as Billy approaches Harry]

Harry

I was just telling Stacy my plans to build an entire steam engine...

[barges into the station] Mr. Twofeathers! There's a boiler problem with engine 4. I need you to look at it right away.

No problem. Thanks, Harry. [leaves]

Harry

Yeah, yeah, yes, Billy. Yes.

[surprised] Harry, is that you?!

Harry

Yes!

[shakes hands with Harry] Welcome back, old timer!

Harry

Hello!

What have you been doing with yourself?

Harry

Well, I was just telling Billy about my plans to build...

[looks at his watch] I'm afraid that'll have to wait, old friend. I have a dozen things to do. What time do you have?

Harry

I wouldn't know.

But what happened to that gold watch that we gave you when you retired?

Harry

Well, it stopped working.

I see. Well, we'll get that fixed for you! [leaves] Nice talking to you, Harry.

Harry

Yes. Yes.

[enters and passes Harry] Hey, Harry. How ya doin'? Ah, just great. I'll talk to you later.

Harry

Schemer? Schemer? Maybe things have changed around here.