Billy quotes from Shining Time Station

Billy

You know, Becky, Midge has a great heart, but sometimes I wish she'd zip her lip.

Billy

[having seen all the disaster the star has caused] This is just one of those days I wish I'd stayed in bed.

How's my little pooch, huh?

[intimidated] Sheesh! Now, is that any way for him to treat his master?!

Billy

Respect works both ways.

All right. I'll show him some respect. [holds out a nickel] Here's a nickel!

Now, why did he do that?!

Billy

I don't know. Maybe because you tied him up and you didn't take him for a walk. You didn't feed him. You didn't clean up after him.

Anything else?

Billy

You didn't play with him!

Stacy

[looks at the new uniforms] Oh, boy, look at that.

Billy

TST. I like the sound of that.

Stacy

Yeah. [looks at the back] "The Schemer Team"?

Matt

Well, Schemer did pay for the uniforms. [Mr. Conductor appears on his baseball bat]

Maybe they'll look better when they're on.

Kara

Mr. Conductor, are you okay?

Matt

Sorry, Mr. Conductor. I didn't see you there.

[gets back on his feet] Oh, that's all right, Matt. Yes, Kara. I'm as right as rain. I landed as a soft pop fly, you might say.

Schemer, you stole all our money!

What are you talkin' about? What money?

Kara

The one for Stacy's party, and you ate all our fudge.

Hey, I did not steal any money, and I did not eat any...

Frankly, I had a couple pieces. But eating the food gave me a good idea. See? Fruit cakes, made by my mommy, five cents apiece. [laughs]

Billy

Schemer, did you make Becky spend all her money?

No, I didn't.

Did too!

Did not!

Did too!

Did not!

Did too!

DID NOT!

Actually, he didn't.

See? I didn't. [to Becky] I didn't?

I guess I could've said no. But I just got carried away.

She could've said no, but she got carried away.

Billy

Did you know the fudge was for Stacy's party?

[exasperatedly] Stacy's party. Stacy's party! Who cares about Stacy's party? Some stupid party I wasn't invited to, anyway.

Billy

Oh, you do care, and you are invited.

I am?

He is?

Billy

Of course he is! [takes Schemer's fruit cake stand] But it wouldn't be much of a party without fruit cakes.

Well, I'm here to work. What's our first step?

Billy

Uh, your first step, Mr. Conductor, is to watch your step. That shelf hasn't been... [the shelf comes off, and Mr. Conductor slides down] ...nailed in.

Stacy

Mr. Conductor, are you all right?

Alright?! I appear for work and fall off a shelf? I've had better jobs, I'll tell ya.

Stacy

Ginny, please, just try to calm down and tell us what happened.

Well, you know my dog.

Stacy

Yes. The one you renamed Mr. Filthy?

Well, this time, he's really gone and done it. I took the turkey outta the oven, and he's lookin' at it like a pointer. And I thought: "That's kinda cute", when all of a sudden, he lunged, attacked, ran out the back door with it and tore it to shreds! [frets] And now, I don't have a turkey.

Kara

Mr. Filthy is a bad dog.

From now on, his new name is Mr. Get-Outta-There. What am I gonna do? My nephew and his wife are comin' for dinner.

Stacy

You know something? There's a place in Dillylick that has pre-cooked turkeys, and I'm sure they're open for at least another half an hour.

I can't make it to Dillylick.

Billy

You could if I took you there.

You'd do that for me?!

Billy

Sure.

[sets to leave] Oh, come on. Let's go. Time's a-wastin'!

Billy

What are you doing here?

I just - was trying to protect my arcade.

Stacy

Harry, I'd like you to meet Billy, Billy Twofeathers. He took your old job-- Engineer, first-class.

Harry

[shakes hands with his successor] Hello, Billy.

Billy

Oh, I've heard a lot about you, Harry. You left some mighty big shoes to fill around this place.

Harry

Thank you, Billy!

Stacy

So tell me, what you been up to?

Harry

Well, let's see. It's hard to know where to begin. For one thing,...

Billy

[in response to the ringing phone] I'll get it.

Stacy

Oh, thank you, Billy.

Harry

I'm planning on rebuilding an entire steam engine. An old favorite of mine.

Billy

It's for you, Stacy!

Stacy

Oh, excuse me, Harry.

Harry

I was just telling Stacy my plans to build an entire steam engine...

[barges into the station] Mr. Twofeathers! There's a boiler problem with engine 4. I need you to look at it right away.

Billy

No problem. Thanks, Harry. [leaves]

Harry

Yeah, yeah, yes, Billy. Yes.

[surprised] Harry, is that you?!

Harry

Yes!

[shakes hands with Harry] Welcome back, old timer!

Harry

Hello!

What have you been doing with yourself?

Harry

Well, I was just telling Billy about my plans to build...

[looks at his watch] I'm afraid that'll have to wait, old friend. I have a dozen things to do. What time do you have?

Harry

I wouldn't know.

But what happened to that gold watch that we gave you when you retired?

Harry

Well, it stopped working.

I see. Well, we'll get that fixed for you! [leaves] Nice talking to you, Harry.

Harry

Yes. Yes.

[enters and passes Harry] Hey, Harry. How ya doin'? Ah, just great. I'll talk to you later.

Harry

Schemer? Schemer? Maybe things have changed around here.