Ginny, please, just try to calm down and tell us what happened.
Well, you know my dog.
Yes. The one you renamed Mr. Filthy?
Well, this time, he's really gone and done it. I took the turkey outta the oven, and he's lookin' at it like a pointer. And I thought: "That's kinda cute", when all of a sudden, he lunged, attacked, ran out the back door with it and tore it to shreds! [frets] And now, I don't have a turkey.
Mr. Filthy is a bad dog.
From now on, his new name is Mr. Get-Outta-There. What am I gonna do? My nephew and his wife are comin' for dinner.
You know something? There's a place in Dillylick that has pre-cooked turkeys, and I'm sure they're open for at least another half an hour.
I can't make it to Dillylick.
You could if I took you there.
You'd do that for me?!
Sure.
[sets to leave] Oh, come on. Let's go. Time's a-wastin'!
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