Fiona, your dog's been barking all fuckin' night.
Wasn't Rusty. He was with me at the apartment.
This is where we first made ramen noodles together.
What's with the... documentary?
Oh, I'm making a video scrapbook for my boo before he goes AWOL on me.
Kassidi's having some separation anxiety with me leaving to go back to the academy in a couple weeks. She wants to make sure I remember the goods I got back at home.
This is where you first went down on me.
She's crazy about me.
Oh, place is turning into the fuckin' Super 8.
Yeah, that's why I've been sleeping at my building.
What, you haven't rented that apartment yet?
No, I will. Just... too many folks crashing here right now.
Hey, we get another dog?
That's Toto. He's tied up outside.
The fuck's a Toto?
Belongs to the hipster couple up the street. Got a job dog sitting.
Like 101 Dalmatians up in here.
Mh-hmm.
Yeah, Toto sounds pissed, Debs.
Yeah, he gets barky sometimes. I can't figure out why. But they pay 40 bucks a day, and I need money for welding school tuition.
Mornin'.
Morning.
You and, uh, Trev boning again?
Definitely turning a corner.
Everybody's boning somebody but me?
We don't call it boning.
It's uniting our souls.
Duran and I call it "besties with benefits."
Does a hickey count?
[Scoffs] I hope you're all double-bagging. This place is already too crowded.
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