Enjoying yourself, X?
Driving a patrol boat is very different to a frigate.
Ha! Yeah, different as! Like a V8 and a schoolbus.
You’re a westie petrolhead, Nav.
S1 E2What Lies Beneath
[When ET dives to check what’s under the Hammersley.]
AAlicia
The gunner is there because...?
In case of sharks.
Oh, I wouldn’t concern yourself, ma’am. No self respecting shark would eat him.
But if one just snacked on him a little, might do the women of the world a favour.
Nav, mark the buoy’s position on radar.
It’s already marked, sir.
Just once I’d like to get in ahead of you,
[Laughs.] In your dreams, sir.
She strikes me as the sort of woman who relates better to men then to other women.
That’s a crime now?
She looks for the alpha male and she concentrates on him and everyone else is invisible.
I’m the alpha male?
[Chuckles.] Oh, and don’t you know it.
[About Kate.] Good officer. She’ll make a good CO one day. Still has some things to learn, of course.
SSteve
Well, that’s why the brass in Canberra posted her to you.
I thought it might be to teach me a few things.
SSteve
Well, maybe somebody thought you could use a bit of system management and Lieutenant McGregor could use a bit of pirate.
I see.
SSteve
Look, nothing personal, Mike, but if you want to dabble in these grey areas, don’t be surprised if Canberra sends a bit of black and white
I mean, how cool is that? I fully thought the dude’s brother was dead as well. You know, she was very, very convincing.
So that’s how she got him to give up the drug bosses?
Yeah, but it was cooler than that. I mean, like, when he went for her, she fully did this combat action stuff and just got him down, handcuffed him straight away. It was amazing.
[Buffer just stares at him.]
Wow, sit sounds like the X has a fan.
No, she just could’ve saved our lives, that’s all.
It’s alright, Spider. I remember my first crush too.
I don’t like her, Chefo.
It’s only natural. She’s a woman, and you’ll be a man one day.
Chefo, I don’t like her.
It’s not what the evidence points to, Spide.
[Leaving.] You suck.
Hey, Spide.
What?
You did well out there.
Thanks. [To Chefo.] You suck.
And he’s under the impression that you’re Wonder Woman.
Oh, you didn’t already know that?
S1 E3Ghost of Things Past
I think it's a ghost ship.
It's a catamaran, you idiot.
A man goes yachting to get away from his wife. Well, if he’s gonna call her every day, he might as well stay at home. (Leaves.)
Future Mrs Robert Dixon’s gonna be one lucky girl.
[Mike chuckles.]
Sir, four elephants and a giraffe could’ve gone over in that storm, we’d never know.
I think we can safely not bother looking for any elephants. The giraffe on the other hand…
[Observing Bright Island.] Feds?
Looks like it, sir.
I dropped off two agents, but I can see another six. What the hell are they doing?
Breeding, sir?
What do you do when a federal agent tell you not to worry, Buff?
[Chuckles.] Worry like hell, sir.
Hey, guys, guys what Spider’s just done.
Chefo, as you can see, we’re playing a game here, and every time you interrupt, I lose concentration and Swaino wins.
I’m sorry, Buff. You’re gonna want to hear this. You remember the blood you found on the catamaran?
Spider found it, yeah.
Yeah. Well, it was evidence, and Spider, the tool, just cleaned it up.
He what?
Yeah. X is fuming. Apparently it was the only thing to prove Jackson’s lying.
Good one, Spider.
Mate, glad he’s in your division. It’s gonna be messy.
I’d better go. Don’t want to miss the fun.
I win, by the way.
I’m gonna kill Chefo.
S1 E4Irukandji
[After Mike tackles Chefo to the ground in a game of rugby.]
I thought we were playing touch!
Yeah, we are. You’re touched.
[Spider and Kate are talking about Jaffa after he's been stung.]
They're going to be ok aren't they? Right? X?
I don't know Spider, I'm not a doctor.
But it's just a jellyfish sting.
Well, severe Irukandji syndrome can be fatal. I've got to get back to the bridge. If there is any change in his condition get Swain immediately. Understood?
Yes Sir... [Kate gives him a look.] Um, ma'am.
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