Jaffah quotes from Sea Patrol

Where the hell’s Hammersley?

ET

They might have forgotten about you, Jaff. But there’s no way they’re not coming back for me.

You reckon the X and Nav both want your body, don’t you?

ET

Oh, that’d be the natural order of things, yeah.

It’s freezing.

ET

No it’s not. We’re too close to the equator.

Do we have any sharks in these waters?

ET

No. The saltwater crocodiles scare ‘em away.

Crocodiles?

ET

I’m joking.

Hey, Buff. What’s your favourite Star Wars quote?

Buffer

What?

Spider

Jaffah’s specialty subject.

Buffer

[Opens a cupboard. Mutters.] Where the hell...?

Chewbacca. Am I right?