Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated · Season 1
(Scooby-Doo receives a vision from Nova's Annunaki)
Nova. What do I do? The Heart of the Jaguar is broken.
The spear was never the Heart of the Jaguar. The Heart of the Jaguar is something else, Scooby-Doo. At the right moment when the heart is clear, you will know what to do.
Seriously, just tell me what to do?
You will know. You will see. You will feel. (disappears)
(Evil Annunaki minions bring the gang to the Evil Entity)
My power approaches the infinite. Then I will absorb you and your friends. I will be UNSTOPPABLE! (tries to consume them once again, only to be thwarted by the same barrier)
(Scooby recalls Nova's words)
You will know. You will see. You will feel.
Wait, that's it.
The Heart is us. It's always been us.
Jinkies! Scooby's right. It can't devour us now and it couldn't touch us earlier, remember?
Not when we stood together.
The 5 of us.
Our friendship.
Our love for one another.
Like, that's the true Heart of the Jaguar.
And that is something that monster can never take away. Something it can never defeat. It's now or never. Let's do this.
Wait. Think it through. The Entity is still drawing power from the crystal sarcophagus.
It's some kind of portal between dimensions.
That means if we shatter it, then we cut that thing's lifeline.
(still consuming people) They must be stopped! Bring me them!
Gang, as a team. Go!
(The gang takes the remains of the Heart of the Jaguar spear and races towards the sarcophagus while Annunaki minions try to stop them)
Daph! (gives the stick to Daphne)
Velma! Catch! (gives the stick to Velma)
Shaggy! (gives the stick to Shaggy)
Finish him, Scooby-Doo!
(Shaggy throws the stick in the air, Scooby-Doo launches it with a final kick into the crystal sarcophagus)
(gasps) (The crystal sarcophagus is broken, opens up a vortex) (last words) NOOOOOO!!! (The vortex begins to suck everything into it, except for the gang) No! It cannot be! IT SHALL NOT BE! WHY! WHY! WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
(The vortex causes a galaxy implosion and a bright light)
(The gang watches the town normal and untouched)
Like, whoa! Dudes!
The town looks untouched. We--we did it! (The gang cheers) We saved Crystal Cove!
We destroyed the monster!
Let's celebrate!
Yeah, celebrate.
(arrives with Mayor Nettles and four children) Hey, you kids. Nice to see you out and about on such a lovely day.
Sheriff Stone?
Like, dudes, where did that pint-sized posse come from?
Mayor wife and I are taking the kids down to the beach.
Mayor wife? Kids?
You seem awfully forgetful, Daphne. I hope you remember you promised to baby-sit tomorrow night.
Now, Eastwood, Norris and little Billy Jack need to be asleep by 8:00. Linda Carter here can stay up as long as she likes on account of her being more adorable than her brothers.
Oh, we better run. See you tomorrow. (leaves with Sheriff Stone and four children)
OK, that was odd.
Gang, look at the sign.
(The sign says "Crystal Cove - The Sunniest Place on Earth")
Didn't it always used to say "The Most Hauntedest Place on Earth"?
And like, check out that sign.
(reads the Darrow Mansion's sign) "Visit historic Darrow Mansion"?
Darrow Mansion sank underground.
And Danny Darrow was some kind of horrible old troll, remember? I mean, wasn't he?
(scared) Duh! What's going on?! (jumps into Shaggy's arms)
Scooby, I think that's exactly what we need to find out.
Mom, dad, be honest. Are you sure you two have never touched a trap in your entire lives?
Traps? Fred, you know we're both...
Obstetricians. We bring babies into the world.
Happy babies, Judy.
Thank you, Brad, happy babies.
But that still doesn't explain why you're here, mom and dad.
Oh, it's simple, dear.
We're planning your wedding.
Our wedding?
Why, princess, you're almost 18. High time you tied the knot.
I only wish we could find more perfect specimens of manhood like Fred for your underachieving sisters.
Huh?
Don't be silly, Norville, we're so proud. Our son, President of the Chefs Club, winner of the ultimate teen chef award and you've won the national junior epicurean of the year award 3 times in a row.
But, I--I'm like a slacker.
I don't buy that story for a second.
Shaggy, look.
(Shaggy and Scooby watch the TV about Creationex Corp.)
Here at Creationex, we've been blessed with inventing clean, sustainable fusion-based energy.
Now, my beautiful husband and I want to pass that blessing on to you by radically reducing our prices. (Ricky and Cassidy kiss)
Creationex makes life better for everyone!
Huh?
Please, Marcie, please. Tell me what's going on?
V, this is no time for fooling around. We're preparing for this year's Tri-state Olympiad of Science, which we have always won.
Schrodinger's cat!
Huh? Our event is about mineral erosion. What's the many worlds interpretation of quantum physics have to do with it?
Everything! I gotta tell the gang. (leaves)
That's my girl.
Fred! Bro! You are the coolest.
Cooler than cool, the king of cool, the lord king of goal keepers.
Those crazy talented hands of yours blocked every shot last night. Thanks for winning us the championship. You rock!
Yeah! And thanks for letting us borrow your van. You double rock! (he and Ethan leave)
(looks at the white van) This--this is my van?
Galloping goalies, Fred, of course it's your van. Now, will you kindly get it off my field?
Mayor dad?
You've called me a lot of things over the years, Mr. Jones, coach Jones, principal Jones, but definitely not mayor and never dad. I gotta say I like it. You know, since I never had kids of my own, I've always thought of the students here at my high school as all my kids, but you, Fred, you were always special. I've always been extra proud of you. By the way, my colleague at Miskatonic University sent this for you and your friends. (gives the disc to Fred)
With no actuality of wave function collapse, alternative histories and futures are real. I know why everything's different. We destroyed the Entity and by destroying it, it was as if it never existed. So, everything it touched: All the evil, all of the curse, all of the losers in rubber masks and the dumb monster attractions, none of it ever happened. By destroying the Evil Entity, we created an entirely different timeline.
Our neighbors, our families, they've never been negatively influenced by the Evil Entity.
It's come undone, all of it. Our actions created a better world where we all have normal and productive lives.
Lives that really aren't ours.
Worse than that, gang, we've created a world without mysteries.
What kind of a world doesn't have mysteries?
A world where we don't belong.
(The gang feels sorry)
What do we do now?
Well, I just got this disc from Miskatonic University. Might as well see what it is.
(Velma puts the disc into the laptop)
(Video starts)
Harlan Ellison here. You can call me Mr. E. I know who you kids are and I know that you created an alternate timeline by destroying that Evil Entity. How do I know this? How you ask in your purblind ignorance? It's obvious as antlers on a Chihuahua. I'm a genius! All my years of writing speculative fiction has hyper tuned my psychic mnemonic connection with alternate dimensions. That's why I am able to remember every timeline ever created. And believe me, this has happened before, but you kids have slipped the time stream with me. Very rare. You're very strange. That's why I sent you this message. I've taken up residence as professor of sub-nuclear sciences at Miskatonic University. (shows the university from the window) I want you in my class next semester. I've already got you all admitted, even that weird dog. There's a lot of meddling to do and a lot of mysteries out there that need solving. Don't miss it.
(Video ends)
(The gang is surprised)
Hold the phone!
Jeepers!
Jinkies!
Zoinks!
Miskatonic University? Amazing!
But it's all the way on the other side of the country.
How are we going to get there?
We'll drive, starting right now. And we'll stop and solve every mystery we find along the way.
Ooh! A mystery solving road trip! Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
Like, can we also stop and eat at every burger place and pizza joint we find along the way, too?
Absolutely. But first, we need to do something about this van.
(The gang starts painting the van)
(Last lines)
(still possessed by the Anunnaki) Thank you, Scooby-Doo. You are the bravest dog that ever lived.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
(The gang drives off into the sunset)
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