Fred quotes from Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

Daphne

The third gate.

Velma

And the second key. Water.

(grabs the conquistador's helmet) Looks like there's only one place to fill it up.

Shaggy

I can't take it! I can't take it!

It's okay, Raggy.

Shaggy

No, Scoob, it is not okay! We're totally lost at sea. No, wait. Correction! Lost on an interdimensional sea, alone and adrift between universes. Dudes, life is completely turned upside down.

Velma

Upside down. Shaggy Rogers, you're a genius.

Shaggy

Like...like, huh?

Velma

It's not up, it's down. The gate is down.

Oh. (puts his head in the water and realizes that the next gate is below, then emerges) Hey, look.

Daphne

Jeepers. You think the fourth gate is down there?

Only one way to find out. Come on, gang. (jumps into the water)

Daphne

The last gate.

This is it. We made it, gang.

Velma

I don't like what's waiting for us beyond that door.

Evil.

Shaggy

Pure evil. That we must destroy with the Heart of the Jaguar.

Let's get this done.

Velma

Wait. If things prove to be bigger than us, I just want to tell you guys--

Daphne

No. Nothing is bigger than us. It's the 5 of us. We can do this together.

Shaggy

Here, let me do the honors.

I don't get it. The key didn't work.

Daphne

That's because the flintlock itself isn't the key. (puts the flintlock near the gate, the flint shines) Look, it's the flint.

Daphne, you figured it out, you do the honors.

Shaggy

Whoa. This place is like mega creepy and scary. Is it too late to turn back?

Yes. Way too late.

(grabs the Heart of the Jaguar) Hmm? What do I do now?

Evil Entity

(locked in a crystal sarcophagus) Open the sarcophagus.

Shaggy

It--it spoke.

Evil Entity

Turn the lock. Set me free.

We aren't here to free you.

Velma

We're here to destroy you.

Evil Entity

Destroy me? Never. You have no choice. This is your destiny. Everything you have done, you have done for me. I brought you together as I brought all those together before you. I made you into friends. Forced you into a group. I am the author of your every hope and dream. All to this purpose: you set me free.

Shaggy

Like, is this--this evil telling the truth? Like our whole life, our friendship has been a lie?

Maybe everything we think we know, none of it is real.

Daphne

No. I--I refuse to believe it. (takes Fred's hand) My love for Fred is real. I know it. And I love you all. You're my best friends.

Velma

Daphne's right. Every word this thing spits out is a lie. (to Scooby) Destroy it.

This ends now. We'll never set you free.

Pericles

(shows up) That's too bad... (The old gang arrives with Kriegstaffebots) ...because I will.

Evil Entity

The time of Nibiru has come. (comes out of the sarcophagus and laughs)

Evil Entity

(laughs) Free! Free! I have been trapped too long. (laughs) (grabs Scooby-Doo)

Hey! What are you doing to Scoob? Hey!

Shaggy, help! (Fred and Shaggy tried to save Scooby but the Evil Entity hit them away from him)

Evil Entity

Do not fight. The dog must die and be reborn as a vessel to my darkness. You should give me form. I shall walk this world a giant.

Never! (breaks free)

Pericles

Nein! Nein! Forget the dog! Consume me. Give me the power!

Evil Entity

So be it.

Pericles

(laughs) After all these years I am unstoppable! (laughs again)

Shaggy

Dude! Somehow that parrot just keeps on getting creepier!

Pericles

(last words) Und I shall finally be rid of the Mystery Incorporated kinder! (The Evil Entity proceeds to subdue his consciousness) Aah! Something's wrong! What--WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! AAAAAAHHHH!!

Professor Pericles?

Evil Entity

The bird is gone. I am flesh now! Flesh!

Judy

(last words) Oh, mighty one!

Brad

(last words) We are ready to serve.

Evil Entity

Good, for I hunger. (consumes Brad and Judy alive to increase its own strength, the gang is totally shocked) I am your master now. (The Kriegstaffebots answers in German language) Bring the humans closer so that I may feast upon them and grow powerful enough to break my bonds. (The Kriegstaffebots aim at the gang)

Daphne

I think now would be a very good time to--

Run!

Shaggy

Like, Scooby-Doo! Where are you?! (starts running)

Evil Entity

(laughs)

Uh-oh!

Evil Entity

(laughs again, almost grabbed Scooby-Doo while he's running away from him) You cannot escape! You are powerless against me!

The Heart is us. It's always been us.

Velma

Jinkies! Scooby's right. It can't devour us now and it couldn't touch us earlier, remember?

Daphne

Not when we stood together.

The 5 of us.

Velma

Our friendship.

Daphne

Our love for one another.

Shaggy

Like, that's the true Heart of the Jaguar.

And that is something that monster can never take away. Something it can never defeat. It's now or never. Let's do this.

Velma

Wait. Think it through. The Entity is still drawing power from the crystal sarcophagus.

Daphne

It's some kind of portal between dimensions.

That means if we shatter it, then we cut that thing's lifeline.

Evil Entity

(still consuming people) They must be stopped! Bring me them!

Gang, as a team. Go!

Daph! (gives the stick to Daphne)

Daphne

Velma! Catch! (gives the stick to Velma)

Velma

Shaggy! (gives the stick to Shaggy)

Shaggy

Finish him, Scooby-Doo!

Evil Entity

(gasps) (The crystal sarcophagus is broken, opens up a vortex) (last words) NOOOOOO!!! (The vortex begins to suck everything into it, except for the gang) No! It cannot be! IT SHALL NOT BE! WHY! WHY! WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Shaggy

Like, whoa! Dudes!

Velma

The town looks untouched. We--we did it! (The gang cheers) We saved Crystal Cove!

We destroyed the monster!

Daphne

Let's celebrate!

Yeah, celebrate.

Sheriff Stone

(arrives with Mayor Nettles and four children) Hey, you kids. Nice to see you out and about on such a lovely day.

Velma

Sheriff Stone?

Shaggy

Like, dudes, where did that pint-sized posse come from?

Sheriff Stone

Mayor wife and I are taking the kids down to the beach.

Daphne

Mayor wife? Kids?

Mayor Nettles

You seem awfully forgetful, Daphne. I hope you remember you promised to baby-sit tomorrow night.

Sheriff Stone

Now, Eastwood, Norris and little Billy Jack need to be asleep by 8:00. Linda Carter here can stay up as long as she likes on account of her being more adorable than her brothers.

Mayor Nettles

Oh, we better run. See you tomorrow. (leaves with Sheriff Stone and four children)

Velma

OK, that was odd.

Gang, look at the sign.

Daphne

Didn't it always used to say "The Most Hauntedest Place on Earth"?

Shaggy

And like, check out that sign.

(reads the Darrow Mansion's sign) "Visit historic Darrow Mansion"?

Velma

Darrow Mansion sank underground.

Daphne

And Danny Darrow was some kind of horrible old troll, remember? I mean, wasn't he?

(scared) Duh! What's going on?! (jumps into Shaggy's arms)

Velma

Scooby, I think that's exactly what we need to find out.

Mom, dad, be honest. Are you sure you two have never touched a trap in your entire lives?

Brad

Traps? Fred, you know we're both...

Judy

Obstetricians. We bring babies into the world.

Brad

Happy babies, Judy.

Judy

Thank you, Brad, happy babies.

Daphne

But that still doesn't explain why you're here, mom and dad.

Oh, it's simple, dear.

Nan

We're planning your wedding.

Our wedding?

Nan

Why, princess, you're almost 18. High time you tied the knot.

I only wish we could find more perfect specimens of manhood like Fred for your underachieving sisters.

Daphne

Huh?

Fred! Bro! You are the coolest.

Gary

Cooler than cool, the king of cool, the lord king of goal keepers.

Those crazy talented hands of yours blocked every shot last night. Thanks for winning us the championship. You rock!

Gary

Yeah! And thanks for letting us borrow your van. You double rock! (he and Ethan leave)

(looks at the white van) This--this is my van?

Galloping goalies, Fred, of course it's your van. Now, will you kindly get it off my field?

Mayor dad?

You've called me a lot of things over the years, Mr. Jones, coach Jones, principal Jones, but definitely not mayor and never dad. I gotta say I like it. You know, since I never had kids of my own, I've always thought of the students here at my high school as all my kids, but you, Fred, you were always special. I've always been extra proud of you. By the way, my colleague at Miskatonic University sent this for you and your friends. (gives the disc to Fred)

Velma

With no actuality of wave function collapse, alternative histories and futures are real. I know why everything's different. We destroyed the Entity and by destroying it, it was as if it never existed. So, everything it touched: All the evil, all of the curse, all of the losers in rubber masks and the dumb monster attractions, none of it ever happened. By destroying the Evil Entity, we created an entirely different timeline.

Daphne

Our neighbors, our families, they've never been negatively influenced by the Evil Entity.

Shaggy

It's come undone, all of it. Our actions created a better world where we all have normal and productive lives.

Daphne

Lives that really aren't ours.

Worse than that, gang, we've created a world without mysteries.

Velma

What kind of a world doesn't have mysteries?

A world where we don't belong.

Daphne

What do we do now?

Well, I just got this disc from Miskatonic University. Might as well see what it is.

Harlan Ellison here. You can call me Mr. E. I know who you kids are and I know that you created an alternate timeline by destroying that Evil Entity. How do I know this? How you ask in your purblind ignorance? It's obvious as antlers on a Chihuahua. I'm a genius! All my years of writing speculative fiction has hyper tuned my psychic mnemonic connection with alternate dimensions. That's why I am able to remember every timeline ever created. And believe me, this has happened before, but you kids have slipped the time stream with me. Very rare. You're very strange. That's why I sent you this message. I've taken up residence as professor of sub-nuclear sciences at Miskatonic University. (shows the university from the window) I want you in my class next semester. I've already got you all admitted, even that weird dog. There's a lot of meddling to do and a lot of mysteries out there that need solving. Don't miss it.

Hold the phone!

Daphne

Jeepers!

Velma

Jinkies!

Shaggy

Zoinks!

Velma

Miskatonic University? Amazing!

Daphne

But it's all the way on the other side of the country.

Daphne

How are we going to get there?

We'll drive, starting right now. And we'll stop and solve every mystery we find along the way.

Ooh! A mystery solving road trip! Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

Shaggy

Like, can we also stop and eat at every burger place and pizza joint we find along the way, too?

Absolutely. But first, we need to do something about this van.