Emily Litella quotes from Saturday Night Live ... TV Quotes Database

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ELEmily Litella

[her phone messenge] Hello, this is Emily Litella. I'm not home right now. But I will call you back as soon as possible. Just leave your name, number, and what time you called, after you hear the sound of the jeep. [beep]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[shortly after Emily Litella is about to finish her editorial replay against 'canker' research]

Chevy Chase

Uh, Emily?

ELEmily Litella

What?

Chevy Chase

I'm sorry, it's an editorial about cancer research, not canker sores.

ELEmily Litella

Ohhh! I never thought of that! Never mind!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Chevy Chase

Weekend Update recognizes its obligation to present responsible opposing viewpoints to out editorials. Here with an editorial reply is Miss Emily Litella.

ELEmily Litella

What's all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television?

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[On Weekend Update, while Emily Litella is telling Chevy Chase that she missed him, Jane Curtin is not happy]