Charles Rocket quotes from Saturday Night Live

Charles Rocket

Meanwhile, actor Cary Grant today, slapped former Weekend Update anchorman Chevy Chase, with a $10 million defamination suit, for allegally calling him a "homosexual" on NBC-TV's "Tomorrow" show. Grant charges that Chase's remarks were completely and totally false, and added, "He's the homo, not me. And one more crack like that and I'll scratch his eyes out, Mary!"

Charles Rocket

Listen here Ronnie baby! If you wanna make some money, why won't you have Nancy shop at Sears?!

Charles Rocket

{to Cuban couple} Tourists, are you?

{speaks Cuban and translates} It means, "how do you do?"

Charles Rocket

Okay, well, sounds like you've got a couple of drinks this afternoon, huh?

Charlie, how do you feel when you got shot?

Charles Rocket

Oh, man. It's the first time i've ever been shot in my life. I'd like to know who the fuck did it.

Okay!