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Samurai Jack · Season 1, Episode 15

Gordo, The Ringmaster and others in “Unfinished Business”

GGordo

PREPARE TO SUFFER, TWO SANDALS THE TREACHEROUS! I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE A DRUM! I WILL HANG YOU OUT LIKE LAUNDRY!

The Ringmaster

And now, without any further...

GGordo

I AM THE MASTER MECHANIC, THE ALPHA AND OMEGA! I WILL PUT A HURTING ON YOU, SLAVE! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU UP INTO LITTLE SHREDS, AND THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THOSE SHREDS AND TEAR THEM UP INTO LITTLE SHREDS! I WILL MAKE YOUR MOTHER CRY! I WILL MAKE YOUR AUNT EDNA FROM WITHERSHOOT PROPER AND SOUTH OF BARNABY CRY! ARE YOU READY FOR PAIN, TWO SANDALS?!

[crowd cheers]

Samurai Jack

I am not intimidated by your shouting. A true warrior fights not with words, but-

[Gordo the Gruesome punches Samurai Jack in the face]

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