Scissorsmith quotes from Samurai Jack

Your pet speaks very well.

Scissorsmith

My pet? That's my wife. Never sell a wizard an expired fishing license.

Scissorsmith

Look up there. Now, do you see the words "free information" anywhere on that sign?

No.

Scissorsmith

Try using this magnifying glass. See it now?

No.

Scissorsmith

Well that's because I don't sell free information!

Scissorsmith

Then you'll need... this!

I've had enough of your bartering, Scissorsmith.

Scissorsmith

This one's on me. Sheep's bladder. It'll help you breath up there in those fumes. Place it over your head like this and breath calmly. If you have any small children with you, secure your own mask first, then the child's. You will find exits located to the east and south end of the cabin. Beverages will be served shortly.

Scissorsmith

At the fork in the road, follow the rocky path. It will take you to the dragon's lair.

Where will the other one take me?

Scissorsmith

Space Ace.