[tries passing through the Scotsman] Um... excuse me.
What do ya expect me to do?
Just stand aside.
And risk fallin' over the side for a perfect stranger? Awa' an bile yer heid! You stand aside!
[pause] My destination lies at the opposite end of the bridge.
And you'll get there after you back up and I reach that end o' the bridge first! [Jack turns his head back to his end]
That would waste too much time, and time is what I don't have.
Sooo, ye think yer better than me cos yer in a hurry! Well, I'm in a hurry too! But, no, ya didn't think o' that, did ya? That I might be an equal! Nooo, ya just consider yerself superior right off! Yer rude.
You mistake my comment, sir.
Do I? Ye think I'm dumb, too?
No, I... Look, we are both in a hurry, so I shall hang from these planks and you may walk right over.
So ya get to peek up me kilt?
That is not what I am suggesting.
So ya say, ya plookie-face hing oot.
What did you call me?
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