That red headed girl is done with her food.
BBugles
Understood! [Takes Cat's food]
No! [Angry at Sam] You lied to a robot!
All S1
S1 E6#BabysitterWar
Look, there's a naked robot!
Where?
S1 E7#GoomerSitting
It's a machine!
Please don't show me what it does.
Watch what it does! [flips the switch] See? I flipped the switch, and then the machine flipped it back to its original position.
Please don't show me again.
Watch again!
I want five yo-yos.
You can have one yo-yo.
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Okay, one yo-yo.
Haha, sucker!
S1 E8#ToddlerClimbing
We're ceiling inspectors.
Here to check your ceiling.
It's the overhead kind. Put a check by that.
Check by that!
S1 E9#MommaGoomer
(to Goomer) What do we call your mom?
Oh, yeah, what's her last name?
Same as mine: Merr. So just call her Mrs. Merr.
Wait, your last name is Merr?
Yeah, my Daddy was French, so my first name is Gieux, and my last name is Merr. See? Gieux Merr.
Gieux.
Merr. Like what those three wise guys brought baby Jesus.
(to Sikowitz) We need to use this classroom.
SSikowitz
You strike me as pushy.
She can be pushy.
I can also be punchy and kicky.
S1 E11#RevengeOfTheBritBrats
That makes sense, even to me!
NNona
These pork fingers are so spicy! Oh! My mouth is on fire! Oh!
BBugles
[sprays Nona with fire extinguisher] Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
S1 E12#MotorcycleMystery
Where's your motorcycle?
Oh, it's right over—[sees motorcycle is gone]
[violently shakes Cat] CAAAAAAAT! WAKE UP! Where is my motorcycle?! WHERE...IS...MY...MOTORCYCLE?!?!
Hey! This is America—you speak either English or Spanish!
Excuse me! I am looking for an elderly man who I do not know and whose face I do not remember. Has anyone seen an elderly man who I do not know and whose face I do not remember?
S1 E13#SecretSafe
Anyway, don't look at it like we're babysitting ya. You'll just be, like, crashing here with your two cool teenage buds.
Cat and Sam.
I don't like it when you say it that way.
Sam and Cat.
Better.
Hello! Dice! You still there? If you let us out now, I promise I won't break both of your legs!
Hey, Sam. Try to open the door to the safe so we can get outta here!
Wow, why didn't I think of that?
What's the combination?
Nine oh two nine one!
That's our zip code.
Five seven three two
That's your phone number.
I give up.
S1 E14#OscarTheOuch
(to Oscar) But babysitting is supposed to make kids happy. Don't you wanna be happy?
I don't know. What's it like?
Did you hear that?
You hear this? (snores)
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