Sabrina, the Teenage Witch · Season 1
“Jenny's Non-Dream” · Season 1
In this episode: Sabrina Spellman (5), Hilda Spellman (2), Jenny Kelley (2), Zelda Spellman (1), Salem Saberhagen the cat (1), Harvey Kinkle (1)
...So then, Jenny’s dad landed on Park Place, and to pay the rent he had to borrow money from her little brother. It was super-funny.
My family can’t play board games, not since the Pictionary incident. [Jenny and Sabrina look him questioningly] I still can’t talk about it...
Hi, kitten! I just made tuna noodle casserole! [lifts lid of casserole dish and is enveloped by a cloud of steam] What do you think? [coughs]
I think you’re both over done. [pulls out a piece of paper] Here, I made a list of possible topics for tonight’s dinner conversation. Now, if one doesn’t work, move on, but don’t stray from the list. [hands it to Hilda]
Hey, I think I know what to talk about. [reads list] Towels?
This is such a great place! I mean, how many people have their own turret?
I don’t know, me and Rapunzel?
There’s a totally gothic feel to this place, like anything could happen!
[pointedly] Could... but doesn’t!
Too bad, that’s like my dream... Hey, I got an idea; Wanna tell each other secrets?
[alarmed] Secrets?
I’ll go first, okay? Ever since I read The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, I’ve believed in other realms. Like the way Edmund pushes past the coats and falls into Narnia? I think that could happen if we could just find the door... Wouldn’t that be amazing?
[unconvinced] Yeah...
[to Salem] Hey kitty, do you know where the linen closet is?
Meow.
I know it’s snooping, but all that talk about towels made me wanna check theirs out. [walks over to the Linen Closet]
Do you mind if I smoke? It’s only bubbles.
Go ahead.
Oh, I’ve been trying to quit, but my job is so stressful... [blows on her pipe]
Stress? Tell me about it.
I’m sorry about the rules. I don’t make them up, I only read them... And personally, I think #714 stinks. I mean, what is so bad about mortals?
Nothing. Especially Jenny, she was the coolest.
So, why not find a loophole?
[surprised] There are loopholes?
Yeah, don’t you know the rule?
What rule?
I’m off duty, but... [proclaiming voice] "Rule number 803: For every rule, there is a loop-hole." [normal voice] In fact, there are more loopholes than rules.
So, there’s a chance I can save Jenny?!
Yeah - but not for another five minutes, I’ve gotta finish my bubbles.
Listen up: "Mortals without concious knowledge of the realm may walk in and out of it freely." [smugly] Loophole!
But Jenny already has concious knowledge
So we get rid of the concious part
We knock her out?
No. We convince her she’s having a dream. Then she can leave.
No, she can’t!
Yes, she can. [holds up scroll] I have it in writing.
[disappointed] Oh, toothpicks!
Sorry. Rules are rules, but loopholes are loopholes!
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