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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch · Season 1

Rulebearer, Sabrina and others in “Jenny's Non-Dream”

Rulebearer

Do you mind if I smoke? It’s only bubbles.

Sabrina

Go ahead.

Rulebearer

Oh, I’ve been trying to quit, but my job is so stressful... [blows on her pipe]

Sabrina

Stress? Tell me about it.

Rulebearer

I’m sorry about the rules. I don’t make them up, I only read them... And personally, I think #714 stinks. I mean, what is so bad about mortals?

Sabrina

Nothing. Especially Jenny, she was the coolest.

Rule-bearer

So, why not find a loophole?

Sabrina

[surprised] There are loopholes?

Rulebearer

Yeah, don’t you know the rule?

Sabrina

What rule?

Rulebearer

I’m off duty, but... [proclaiming voice] "Rule number 803: For every rule, there is a loop-hole." [normal voice] In fact, there are more loopholes than rules.

Sabrina

So, there’s a chance I can save Jenny?!

Rule-bearer

Yeah - but not for another five minutes, I’ve gotta finish my bubbles.

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