Do you mind if I smoke? It’s only bubbles.
Go ahead.
Oh, I’ve been trying to quit, but my job is so stressful... [blows on her pipe]
Stress? Tell me about it.
I’m sorry about the rules. I don’t make them up, I only read them... And personally, I think #714 stinks. I mean, what is so bad about mortals?
Nothing. Especially Jenny, she was the coolest.
So, why not find a loophole?
[surprised] There are loopholes?
Yeah, don’t you know the rule?
What rule?
I’m off duty, but... [proclaiming voice] "Rule number 803: For every rule, there is a loop-hole." [normal voice] In fact, there are more loopholes than rules.
So, there’s a chance I can save Jenny?!
Yeah - but not for another five minutes, I’ve gotta finish my bubbles.
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