“I hang out in abandoned petting zoos. My...” – Creepo, Rock Paper Scissors ... TV Quotes Database

[Paper and Scissors both got Stephernie from taking a character quiz from their favorite sitcom: "The Gang's All Here" and Rock ends up getting Creepo the Stinkboy]

CCreepo

I hang out in abandoned petting zoos. My favorite part of the popsicle is the stick. I hiss at passing cars. [hisses at a car that just passed him] I have a lot of chest hair in this jar! [holds up a jar of his chest hair]

DDave

Creepo, why can't you be more like me? Dave.

Rock

See?

Logan

[enters the trio's apartment] I heard you guys got Stephernie. I got Stephernie!

Brody

I got Fire Hydrant.

Lou

[sliding in] I got Dave!

Sure.

I see that.

Me too.

How? How do you see that?

Logan

Hey, some Stephernies and I are having a party to watch the 1,000th episode. Now that we're all Stephernies, I'm willing to put aside our differences if you want to come. [he, Paper, and Scissors all hold hands and squeal in joy]

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