Much quotes from Robin Hood

Much

Cheer up!

Robin

What have I got to be cheery about?

Much

Well we've got a visitor.

Robin

Who are you?

Will

No, not him.

Will

It's Lardner. Say hello.

Robin

You're joking!

When you want something to disappear, the trick is to divert the audience's attention.

Will

We switched the birds.

I just happened to have a spare stuck up my sleeve.

Much

Ah, I like this. The two of us on a mission. I mean, no offense to the others, but it's just like the old days, in the Holy Land.

Much

Master, you know that ring, the one Marian gave you...is it some sort of code?

Robin

No. I gave it to her in the tree.

Much

You giving jewelry! She must have been surprised. She must have thought you were going to propose!

Robin

I did. And she said yes.

Robin

Well, this is the moment when you say "Congratu-"

Much

Congratulations.

Much

She said yes?

Robin

She did.

Robin

Let's just hope we can live to enjoy it. Come on.

Much

No, no, no. Look, it's the night sky. Djaq? See - that's the moon, there's the night sky and there are the stars.

Djaq

No, Much. They don't work that way.

Will

And that's the sun, if anything.

Robin

Yeah.

It could be a circle?

Robin

What?

A circle.

Will

[pointing at the message] Yeah, these could be stones, foundation stones of a building and the sword is pointing at the entrance.

Robin

Hold! Hold, hold.

Much

I think that might be for you.

Robin

Yeah. Carry on working. I'll be back.

[To Much] That signal... is that a member of the gang?

Much

Something like that.

Marian

I'm up here.

Robin

Ah, I've missed you.

Marian

I've missed you. Do you know what's happening in Locksley?

Robin

What do you mean?

Marian

Gisborne's turned out all the villagers. He's made it a garrison for his mercenaries.

Robin

What about the people? Where are the villagers?

Marian

In the forest...or with families from other villages.

Robin

Right, well...we'll get food to them.

Marian

We can't. Allan told Gisborne about the secret food store and he's taken everything.

Robin

WHAT?!

Marian

But if we move now, we could take the garrison by surprise.

Robin

I know, but...we can't. Not just yet.

Marian

Why not?

Robin

We've had word from the King, Marian. Now, I promise I'll restore Locksley, but I can't until we complete this mission.

Marian

And what are the villagers supposed to do in the mean time?

Robin

You know I would go to them if I could. King Richard needs me now more than ever.

Robin

Hey...we'll be together soon. I promise.

Robin

And Marian...

Marian

Hmm?

Robin

Promise me you won't do anything is Locksley alone.

Robin

Marian!

Marian

I promise. I promise I won't do anything.

Marian

But the Nightwatchman might.

Robin

Your majesty.

Much

I know you! You're Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine. The Queen Mother!

Robin

Thesaurus Patriae. You're the treasure of the nation.

Much

I'm Much, your majesty.

Yes.

Much

And this, uh, this is, er...

Will

Will.

Much

Will.

Of course.

Djaq

Thats the only way out of here.

Much

Oh, here we go again!

[To Eleanor] GET DOWN AND STAY DOWN! Milady.

Much

Well, come on, Big Bear!

Much

There's something about Sherwood.

Will

It's home.

Much

Yeah.

Much

Oh!

Robin

[To Much] Come on!

Robin

I know a lot of people who would be very grateful of Queen Eleanor's money.

Djaq

So, John... do you think you'll be visiting Aquitaine any time soon?

Much

The Queen Mother fancies you!

Big Bear!

You're jealous!

Get off!

Much

Come on! This way! Quick! Girl in distress!

Robin

What distress?

Much

Go!

Robin

Where's the girl?

Much

The girl is the pig! [He gestures to a pig roasting on a fire, with George cooking it], the pig is your present! This is a party! [Robin smiles] Happy Birthday!

Will

Yeah!

Djaq

Happy Birthday!

Robin

Well, why here? Why not have it in the forest?

Much

There's gratitude for you. Because then it wouldn't be a surprise!

Much

And besides, the people of Nettlestone can join us and you know... say thank you. Speaking of which, where is everyone?

They couldn't make it. And neither can I.

Much

What do you mean they couldn't make it?! It's Robin Hood's birthday!

Sorry.

Much

Sorry for what?

Much

George?!

Robin

Oh, Much.

Much

What?

Thank you!

[Shouting] Happy Birthday, Robin Hood!

Much

Who's that?

Robin

That's Ellingham.

[Shouting] The Sheriff sends his best!

Robin

The leader of the Sheriff's mercenaries.

Not to mention...his best men!

Robin

Much!

Much

[Holding his arms out. Shouting] Sorry!

Robin

That bought us some time. We need to think.

Djaq

There are five of us. And a hundred of them!

Robin

Once a few determined Spartans held a pass against a vast Persian army.

Will

Really?

Robin

Strategy.

Will

And they lived?

Robin

No, but... they did well.

Will

Oh.

Much

I hate that story too.

Much

Ha! Ha!

Robin

Black powder, Djaq? [Djaq nods] I thought I told you I never wanted to see that again!

Djaq

[shrugging] I disobeyed you.

Robin

Good! Do you have any more?

Djaq

None.

Will

So they're just going to wait?

Robin

Until we come out.

Much

And then kill us. Not even a conversation.

Robin

I have a proposal. If they won't come to us, we'll go to them.

When?

Robin

First light.

Will

There's too many of them.

Djaq

We'll die.

Much

It's suicide.

It's a good day to die!

Much

Will you shut up! Why does he always say that?! I don't even know what it means!

Robin

We'll almost certainly die. But at least we'll die fighting.

Will

Yeah, I'm in.

Djaq

Me too.

Yes.

Much

And me.

Robin

Good. Good.

Djaq

So this is a Kalila and Dimna night.

Will

What?

Djaq

You don't have Kalila and Dimna night?

Much

Surprisingly not.

Djaq

A Kalila and Dimna night you remember for your whole life. You must only speak the truth. You must ask all your questions, share all your dreams.

Much

So it's just talking?

Djaq

Yes. But it's real talking. And if you're too boring, someone shouts Kalila and you lose your turn. You start.

Much

Oh, no.

Djaq

Just talk. You like talking.

Much

I know I do...but, well, not like this.

Djaq

Fine. I'll start.

Djaq

So I admire you. All of you. You are good men. Brave... generous... kind... decent men. And I love you. All of you. And I am proud to be amongst you.

Much

Is this what this is, just everyone saying that they love each other?

Djaq

[Holding her hand up. Laughing] Wait. And you're filthy, and you really stink. [Everyone laughs] and you have no souls!

We live in the forest.

Djaq

I have to be honest!

Djaq

I have to be honest. And if I am being honest I have to say that... I do not love all of you in the same way.

Much

It's me, isn't? You love everyone else but you don't love me. Brilliant.

Djaq

There is one I do love more than the others, [Will looks up at her] The way a bird would fly... two thousand miles through storms [Little John and Much look over to Will] just to be with the one he loves. That is the love I feel. And I am a [Emotionally] fool because it is only now when we're about to die [looks up at Will] that I have the courage to admit it, even to myself. I'm sorry. I should have said earlier.

Much

[Whispering to Little John] Will! I knew it!

Djaq

You, Will Scarlett are strong and true, and you fight for what you believe in [Will smiles and looks down, tears in his eyes] and that's why I love you.

Will

[looking up at her again] And I love you!

Will

I love the way you say what you mean. I love your silly voice.

Djaq

Silly voice!?

Djaq

That's it, I take it back, all of it. [Robin smiles] I hate you.

Will

And I love the way you fight. Like a man. Ferocious. And the way you'll always, always be a woman.

Much

Ka-lim-na. Boring.

Djaq

[Staring in disbelief at Will] Kalila.

Much

Whatever.

Much

[To Djaq] Look, I'm not doing this.

Djaq

Fine.

Much

Good. Because I don't hate myself and I'm not in love with anyone else. So...

Djaq

Fine.

Much

Fine. Well there's nothing to say, then.

Much

What?

Robin

What?

Much

You were smiling.

Robin

I was smiling because usually it's a struggle to shut you up.

Much

You think I talk to much. Well, I know that's what you think. Much talks too much. And eats too much. Worries too much. Well, it's easy for you to say, because if I don't do it, who will? It's alright for you, because you can just breeze through life and be everyone's hero, and not have to worry about the simple things like the fire or the food or the hole in your cape or your [He puts his arms out] birthday! 'Cause good old... dependable, old Much, he'll take care of that. And I tell you something. You take me for granted.

Much

And you're sniggering at me, now.

Robin

Much, I was just...

Much

[Shouting] You shouldn't!

Much

And I'm angry!

Much

And just because I love you doesn't mean I can't hate you too. And I hate you. Because in the Holy Land, [He emphasises the following words] there was two of us, and we were a [Shouting] team! And the things we went through and the horrors we saw... Went through them together! And when we came home, we were like brothers. Brothers in arms. And where's that now? Hey?! It's gone! That's where! [Emotionally] You never talk! You just don't. And you made me a free man, and we're meant to be equals. [Much shakes his head] We're not equals. The only thing that's changed is that you still treat me like a servant and you don't treat me like your friend.

Robin

[Quietly] That's not true.

Robin

[Quietly. To Little John] Is it true?

Much

Oh, Kalila.