Will quotes from Robin Hood

Will

[running back to the gang] The King's Guild of Hunters and Foresters! Coming this way. [Pause] Dogs!

Will

See. Told you I was good with wood.

Give your names!

Will

Will and Luke Scarlett.

Robin

What is your crime?

Will

Living in the wrong place at the wrong time. Living under an evil Sheriff. Where do our taxes go? They go to Nottingham, to the Sheriff.

Will

I liked him.

I didn't.

Much

He saved your wife! [To Will] "Liked"? He's not dead.

Robin

"For every man there is a purpose which he sets up in his life. Let yours be the doing of all good deeds." [Shrugs.] That's us, lads.

Will

Is that the Bible?

Robin

It's the Qur'an.

Will

What's that?

Much

It's the Turk Bible. He read it in the Holy Land.

Allan

Why?

Robin

[Shrugs again.] I wanted to know what it was that we were fighting.

My mother! They've got my mother!

Will

I hate the Sheriff!

Robin

And the story about the baby, that was a lie, too?

Gisborne is the father.

Robin

Gisborne?

Will

I hate Gisborne, too.

Much

You know, I'm not going to miss that baby.

Will

Peace.

Allan

Sleep.

Will

Robin says we have to keep...

Djaq

You spy on me!

Will

No...Robin said...we have to...

Much

[gasps] A sign! Which means I have to fast...

Much

Except God wants me to eat!

Much

Quite a lot!

Robin Hood

[laughs] Djaq. Come and join us.

Djaq

For good?

Robin

Well I was thinking just for dinner, but...

Djaq

I was thinking for good. Or maybe I should have let your big friend here die, huh? Maybe then there would be a vacancy.

Will

It wouldn't be safe for you to join us.

Robin

For him or us?

Will

For her.

Robin

I assumed as much. What's your name? Your real name?

Djaq

Safiya.

Robin

Safiya...

Djaq

But I prefer you to call me Djaq.

Robin

Djaq. Your expertise did help saving Little John's life, for which we are eternally indebted. Does anyone have a problem with a woman joining the gang?

Much

Can you...?

Djaq

I'm a rubbish cook.

Robin

Looks like dinner's on us.

Much

Well, if that was Djaq then...should I eat?

Robin

You know I said you should make up with your brother?

Allan

Yeah.

Robin

I've changed my mind.

Allan

He was just trying to impress you. He didn't know who he was robbing. It was just a big house. He doesn't think. I know, I've tried to help him. But, you shouldn't have to trust them, you should trust me. I should have kept a closer eye on him.

Robin

Yes! You should have!

Allan

Look, I was like him once. Out of control. But I changed. Because of you, because of being here. If you could just give him a second chance.

Robin

He's already had a second chance!

Allan

But to be with us. Around decent men. He could change. And you wouldn't have to worry about them. If I took control, properly, he could change.

Robin

He stole from you, and you still defend him.

Allan

[throws his hands up] He's my brother.

Robin

One more chance.

Allan

Thank you, Robin

Allan

Last chance.

Tom

Alright.

Much

Get up!

Much

Get up! They've gone.

Will

And they've taken everything.

Robin

Clothes, money, horses.

Allan

I'll kill him. I'm gonna kill him. Bury him, dig him up and kill him again.

Will

They're to hang.

Much

They have lied to us, stolen from us. They're nothing but trouble.

Let them hang.

Allan

I agree.

Robin

You do?

Allan

My brother's had more chances than he deserves.

Robin

Does he deserve to die?

Allan

Do we? We go to Nottingham, we'll end up joining him on the scaffold.

Will

They took some of our tags. The Sheriff's crowing. Thinks he's got Robin Hood's men. Now it's like he's daring us to rescue them.

Allan

My brother was never part of this gang, was he? We trusted him and he let us down. That's it. We'll be fool to walk into a trap for them. Does anyone disagree with me?

Djaq

[To a man] You have come for the belongings of the hanged man. Tom A Dale. You are his cousin. Bring them here quickly.

Will

Robin is looking for you.

Will

I'm sorry.

Djaq

Give us a moment.

Djaq

I had a brother. A twin. He was killed in your Crusades. I became him. His name was Djaq. He still...lives here. Inside me. Like your brother lives inside you.

Allan

That's what I worry about.

Djaq

Don't you want to look?

Allan

At what? A bunch of rags...not much to show for a life.

No! Killing we do not do.

Will

He's right. At least that's what you taught us.

Much

We do not take part in bloodshed...unless absolutely necessary.

Robin

That was necessary.

Will

There's no-one here.

Allan

This can't be right.

Will

No prisoners, not even a jailer.

Allan

I'm not being funny, but, you don't, you don't think this could be a...

Trap.

Allan

Listen gents, why don't we just talk about this, eh?

Will

Are you alright?

Djaq

Are you alright?

I thought we were saving you!

Djaq

Now I'm saving you.

[laughing] You're a woman. We're men.

Djaq

Irritating, isn't it?