Little John quotes from Robin Hood

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[The gang except Djaq interrupt Robin's attempt to kill Gisborne]

LJLittle John

No! Killing we do not do.

He's right. At least that's what you taught us.

We do not take part in bloodshed...unless absolutely necessary.

[Allan shrugs in agreement]

[Robin yields, but punches Gisborne, knocking him out]

Robin

That was necessary.

[Little John nods in agreement]

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[Intent on rescuing Djaq, Little John, Allan and Will have arrived in the dungeons]

There's no-one here.

This can't be right.

No prisoners, not even a jailer.

I'm not being funny, but, you don't, you don't think this could be a...

[Guards arrive]

LJLittle John

Trap.

Listen gents, why don't we just talk about this, eh?

[The guards attack them and they fight]

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LJLittle John

[gesturing to Gisborne] Him?

Alive. It was somewhat touch and go. Not since the Holy Land have I seen...

[Little John sighs]

It took all my powers to calm him. And...and hers. [gestures to Marian]

[Little John looks over to see Marian talking to Robin]

But it was I who fetched her, so you could say it was all my doing.

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I'm burning this!

Will, no!

JJohn

[Grabs the ledger from Will's hand.] Steady.

This is not science. This is murder.

Think of this as progress. Other scientists could do much better things with Greek fire!

Yeah! You could blow up the whole castle with that stuff!

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It's good to have you back, Much.

It's good to have you back, my Lord Much.

That is gonna get really annoying.

That is gonna get really annoying, my Lord Much.

[Robin grunts in frustration but in a laughing way]

I know it's annoying but I like it.

Robin

Well... [looks at Will, who cheekily smiles] seeing as you like lording it up...to Lord Much!

[Little John picks Much up, Robin laughs, Will and Allan help John pick him up]

RWRobin, Will, Allan, Little John

To Lord Much!

LJLittle John

All hail Lord Much! All hail Lord Much!

[The gang smile and Djaq takes the ledger from the fire, Robin notices and smiles]

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[Little John is about to kill the Sheriff]

AAlice

You said you were no murderer.

LJLittle John

Not of men. This is a DEVIL!

SSheriff

[grinning] Good answer!

AAlice

For our son's sake.

SSheriff

[in a childish voice] "Mummy, mummy..."

[Little John sighs and lets him up]

SSheriff

Ha! You just couldn't—-

[Little John punches him out]

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LJLittle John

[About his son, to the Gang] Him, I am proud to know. You, I'm stuck with.

[throwing Little John a stick] Oi, John! I made you a new staff.

[The gang laugh]

LJLittle John

Right.

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[pressing on Marian's wound] I'm just pressing, right?

Yes. There's not much else we can do. The other physician has the instruments.

Should I be able to feel a heartbeat?

Yes.

[Much looks at Djaq, in worry. Djaq runs over]

[Djaq opens Marian's eyes and thinks of what to do. She starts pounding on Marian's chest. Much stops her]

What are you doing?! What are you doing?! You'll hurt her!

Trust me, Much. Where she is, she cannot feel a thing.

[She continues pounding]

[Much shakes his head]

No. Oh, come on, come on, Marian.

[Djaq continues pounding]

Please!

[Djaq continues pounding]

[Much nods and laughs]

Yes! Yes!

[Djaq laughs]

Allah be praised!

[Much throws his arms up]

ALLAH BE PRAISED!

[Little John throws his arms up]

LJLittle John

ALLAH BE PRAISED!

Well, how did you do that?

Put your finger back in. Now!