Robin[About the Sheriff.] I do not know why Englishmen travel two thousand miles to fight when the real cancer is right here.
A character in Robin Hood
Played by Jonas Armstrong
Robin Hood · 415 quotes
Most-quoted character in Robin Hood: in 200 of its 415 quotes
Most scenes with: Much (89), Will (42), Marian (42)
Robin[About the Sheriff.] I do not know why Englishmen travel two thousand miles to fight when the real cancer is right here.
RobinTrust me! I have a plan... Half a plan.
[Marian shakes her head]
RobinI love it when you look at me in anger.
[Robin takes on a knight in hand to hand combat with the baby in hand. He gets punched around the face and flies back]
Robin HoodDo you mind? I'm just trying to get the baby to sleep!
[Kills the knight]
Robin[To the Sheriff] A taxman who's not a taxman, nuns no one's ever heard of? I think we've both been had.
Robin(to George after the man thought he had stabbed Robin) Only joking! (knocks George out)
[Robin notices that Harold fights like a Crusader]
RobinSOLDIER! Break! Battle!
[Harold gets onto Robin's horse and he gallops away from Locklsey back to the forest]
Robin[To Canon Birkley] And I promise you, if you don't tell my friend where the money is, God won't be your friend...he'll be your next door neighbour!
RobinI think there's a reason you never like looking back. Because you don't want to see what you've done. Because you don't like what you've done.
Robin[To Carter, regarding the amount of guards and Carter's statement that the guards will kill them] Aah! Come on, we're much to good for that!
[After burying Marian's ring under a tree]
RobinI'll never stop loving you.
RobinYou know, I think this is the first time we've stopped a carriage to give gold back.
Robin[addressing the rebels] Loyal comrades, you know the situation and you know that we are on our own. Now we have already lost friends and loved ones...but England will lose far more if we do not make a stand this day! And yes, some of us may fall but our fight will live on in the minds of those that despise injustice, in the hearts of those that cherish freedom! You are the soul of England, standing firm against tyranny for a real future! Now ask yourself; is that not something worth fighting for?! [draws his sword] Together, FOR ENGLAND!
[Much yelling at the Sheriff's guards as they leave, after being fooled.]
Us...rogues? Don't show your faces here again, COWARDS!
RobinShh! Quiet.
Why? We have won, and they should be ashamed. SHAME ON YOU! Come back here again and my master and I shall see that you leave with more than just your TAILS between your legs!
"My master and I"? There are only two of them!
[Wide-eyed.] I shouldn't have said that.
[The guards return and begin to chase them]
Run, Robin. Run!
RobinFive years in battle, Much and you still forget the last man!
Well there's so much to remember.
When I see the River Trent, I am going to cry. I'm going to cry like a baby. When we get home, I'm going to eat roast beef.
RobinYesterday, you said pork.
Well yesterday I was not as hungry. I could eat beef and pork and lamb! Mmmm, yes, I'd like that very much. In fact, I can feel a song coming on.
RobinNo! No song! Absolutely no song!
It would be a cheery song.
RobinAnd it would be a tragedy, too! A tragedy for you to have survived the Turk, and made it to within a few miles of Locksley, only to be killed by your own master!
You know, it is lucky I do not readily take offense! You know, a smaller man would be offended! A smaller man would be wounded!
RobinAnd a cleverer man would sing fewer songs!
MuchSam Troughton · 148 quotes
SSheriff101 quotes
AllanJoe Armstrong · 75 quotes
WillHarry Lloyd · 72 quotes
MarianLucy Griffiths · 67 quotes
Guy of GisborneRichard Armitage · 60 quotes
DjaqAnjali Jay · 59 quotes
LJLittle John57 quotes
CCarter19 quotes
RRoy11 quotes
EEdward7 quotes
SVSheriff Vaisey7 quotes
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