Carter quotes from Robin Hood

Do you know what you've got to do?

Retrieve The Great Pact of Nottingham and kill Robin Hood. Believe me, my Lord, nothing would give me greater pleasure. Robin Hood is as good as dead.

Much

Who is that?

Much

Robin. Gallows!

Friend, behind you!

Much

[To Will] He's good.

Will

He's very good.

Robin

Thank you, friend. I owe you my life.

Yes, you do.

But I won't take it yet. Carter.

Robin

Robin Hood.

Much

Much. Nice, er, [He mimics throwing a knife] move. Have we met?

No, I...we've never met.

Much

You must be disappointed with er, the wound. Y'know, if you're planning on going back to the Holy Land and kill him.

He's here.

Much

In England!

Much

It's not me, is it?

Tell me where you've hidden it

Robin

I'll die first.

No, your friends will die, [He glances at Much and Marian, who are tied up together.] one by one, til you tell me where it is.

See? That little look back. It revealed your weakness. Never look back, my friend. Now I know I've won. So...who should we start with? Your little sidekick from the Holy Land...or do you have a soft spot for the girl?

I thought so.

Robin

Much was right, wasn't he? You did meet in the Holy Land.

We didn't meet. He met my brother.

Robin

What was his name?

You don't remember? You should.

Thomas.

Robin

Thomas?

You killed him. You ordered him into that village. [He picks up his sword] He called for help, but none came. You let him die.

Robin

I remember him. He was a good fighter.

He was a war hero.

Robin

Yeah. But he stopped listening. Thought he was invincible. We said it was dangerous, he wouldn't listen. He led the charge into that village. We tried to save him. I tried.

No. I was there when they brought his body back. The stretch bearers told me everything.

Robin

I told them to make up the story. So that his family would remember him as a war hero and not a fool who got himself killed.

Robin

He cried when he died.

No.

Robin

He cried and he said "Tell my family I didn't cry. Tell them I was laughing on the wrong side of my face".

That's what he used to say "laughing on the wrong side of his face". How did you know that?

Robin

Because I held him in my arms as he died.

Robin

[Quietly] He was a hero. Just not on that day.

What am I doing here? What have I done?

Help me. My brother. I loved him so much.

Robin

[Softly] Hey. It's alright.

Robin

[Softly] It's alright. It's alright.

Much

Are you alright?

Much

Why is he crying?

Robin

He's not crying. He's laughing on the wrong side of his face.

Thomas was my hero. Whatever he did, I had to do too. And when he joined the Knights Templar...I knew I had to follow. I had only just joined when...when he died.

Much

Thomas. You look like him. That's why I recognized you.

I was determined to carry on for him. To be as good as him. To get to the very top. I joined the King's private guard.

Much

[To Robin] Like us.

Robin

[Noticing Marian with Gisborne] [Whispering] What's she doing here?

She saved your life.

Robin

Don't kill anyone unless you have to.

Spoilsport.

[after jumping off the turret walkway of the castle into a cart full of hay, after guards have chased them] Do you do this often?

Robin

I seem to, yeah.

Y'know, it really would be easier to kill them.

Robin

I know.

Robin

But where would be the fun in that, eh?

Nasir

I am the royal envoy for Prince Salah Ad-Din. [The man takes off his helmet and hood - it's Carter] Rightful ruler of these lands and Master of the Ayuubid Dynasty.

Yeah? And I'm the King of England.

Thank you, Carter.