Roy quotes from Robin Hood

[about Much. Out of breath after the gang has been chased by the King's Guild of Hunters and Foresters] We're going to be captured, tortured and hanged...and he wants cheese?!

[about Robin's statement that he has another plan] Well, if it's as good as saving the Sheriff's life, I'm with Cheese Boy.

My name is Royston White, I fight for Robin Hood and King Richard!

Robin

[About the Sheriff.] Stop him. I'm going to stop him.

Much

We can't... stop... the Sheriff. Only the Crown can withdraw his license.

Robin

When the King returns, he will have his comeuppance. Until then we will scupper his sadistic punishments. We will stop his insane taxes and give them back to the poor, where they belong!

[dryly] Sure.

Robin

We will rob him! And if you dead men had had spines in your backs, that's what you would've been doing for the last five years.

Much

[Grabbing onto Robin's sleeves.] Master, no! You cannot go back in there. If you go back in and die, then I will die. Of grief. So you must come now, if only to save me.

Robin

[Likewise holding Much's arms.] Yes, and that is why I love you. [To Roy] You, I need your help. It will be dangerous.

Yes.

Much

Him. Why him when you love me?

That arrow hurt, lavender boy.

Robin

Heartbreaking.

Let me get this straight: we're giving money to a tax collector.

Robin

A bailiff.

Oh, that makes all't difference.

Robin

I walked away from my home! For them! I gave myself up to the Sheriff for them!

Allan

We gave Joderic money for them.

I never really did understand that.

Ah! [imitates Roy] "Royston White! I fight for King and Country!" Hm? Blahdy-blahdy-blah. Now look, I'll be blunt. I have a favor to ask. I would be very grateful if you'd, uh... [Holds up a dagger.] ...use this on our mutual friend, Robin Hood.

I'd sooner kill my own mother.

[laughs] Yes, what an amazing coincidence. See, when people say [imitates Roy again] "I'd sooner kill my own mother", they don't usually have that statement tested.

[emotional] Oh, Royston!

Mother?

I thought you were dead!

I was going to come back.

I thought you were dead!

I was going to come back when things were better. But they never got better.

This is good, hm? The horns of dilemma. Kill Robin, or kill Mother. So which is it to be?

I'll not do it.

You do not understand what dilemma means! It means you have to do one or the other. You have to decide. And if you don't, let's just say I'll decide for you. Hm? So Shall we say sunrise tomorrow? Hm? I don't know about you, but I work best to a deadline. Of course, when people say "deadline" they don't usually mean that somebody will be dead at the end of it!

My mother! They've got my mother!

Will

I hate the Sheriff!

Robin

And the story about the baby, that was a lie, too?

Gisborne is the father.

Robin

Gisborne?

Will

I hate Gisborne, too.

[As his mother is about to be hanged.] You'll rot in hell for this!

Really? Just for this?