Sheriff quotes from Robin Hood

[After Robin has shot three arrows around the Sheriff's head] Impressive. But each arrow that hits the wood, well, that is a point lost, isn't it?

[As he wakes up and sees Robin.] Why can it never be a beautiful woman?

[[to Robin, in a high pitched, mocking voice] Ooh, I will kill you. I'm going to kill you. I mean it. I mean it.

[after pouring acid on Gisborne's arm] Stop mewling, Gisborne! Maybe in future, you'll think twice before painting your arm like a girl!

Life is a cruel mistress, Gisborne. [pause] Clean up your mess.

[while fighting the assassins and losing] I HATE THIS! THIS ISN'T MUCH FUN AT ALL!

[as Gisborne removes his gag] Aaaah... AAAARGH!!! GET ME OUT OF THIS, GISBORNE!!! GET OFF MY MONEY!!! GET OFF MY-- AAAARGH, AAAAARGH...!!!

Gisborne where is my tooth?

What is this? Hood does not kill!

THOSE BLITHERING IDIOTS COST ME MY TOOTH!!!

A double execution. Very good!

What's he doing? Why isn't he running away? [He realizes. To Gisborne] He's creating a distraction!

[to the Nightwatchman] You seem to misunderstand, my friend! Robin Hood is already dead!

[in his new casino] This world is full of idiots, waiting to be parted from their money. But as you know... the house always wins!

My war chest, and the booby's money. [grabbing Gisborne] But they can't have done! No, no! [walks away from him, exasperated] No. [throwing a tantrum] NO!!! [kicks a guard in the knees] NO!!! [grabs him and throws him into another guard] NO!!! [punches another guard] NO!!! [holds his fist up to punch another and the guard looks down, ready to be punched, saddened] NNNNNNNNNNOOO!!! [slaps him lightly instead]

Let's see, then.

If it were me, I would slap your fickle face.

Both of them.