Much quotes from Robin Hood

Much

[After being shushed by Djaq, while looking for the tree] I won't be shushed, we're looking for a tree in a forest!

Much

Out of my kitchen!

Much

[To King Richard after being freed from the desert "execution"] The desert decided!

Much

Us...rogues? Don't show your faces here again, COWARDS!

Robin

Shh! Quiet.

Much

Why? We have won, and they should be ashamed. SHAME ON YOU! Come back here again and my master and I shall see that you leave with more than just your TAILS between your legs!

"My master and I"? There are only two of them!

Much

[Wide-eyed.] I shouldn't have said that.

Much

Run, Robin. Run!

Robin

Five years in battle, Much and you still forget the last man!

Much

Well there's so much to remember.

Much

When I see the River Trent, I am going to cry. I'm going to cry like a baby. When we get home, I'm going to eat roast beef.

Robin

Yesterday, you said pork.

Much

Well yesterday I was not as hungry. I could eat beef and pork and lamb! Mmmm, yes, I'd like that very much. In fact, I can feel a song coming on.

Robin

No! No song! Absolutely no song!

Much

It would be a cheery song.

Robin

And it would be a tragedy, too! A tragedy for you to have survived the Turk, and made it to within a few miles of Locksley, only to be killed by your own master!

Much

You know, it is lucky I do not readily take offense! You know, a smaller man would be offended! A smaller man would be wounded!

Robin

And a cleverer man would sing fewer songs!

Much

Master, we could, could we?

Robin

Much, we are nearly home!

Much

Please! Please!

Much

I love you. Have I ever said that?

Much

I said no stopping! Why do you never ever listen?!

Robin

Faster! Go!

Much

I'm not saying anything.

Marian

[holding a bow and arrow at Robin, after he has disturbed her father] You heard my father. Leave!

Robin

Marian. It is me, Robin.

Marian

Congratulations. Leave!

Robin

How are you? I thought of you.

Marian

Leave!

Robin

Edward, if you do not remember me, then remember Nottingham! Remember your people!

Robin

Interesting.

Much

Interesting? It was unbelieveable! And he used to treat us like... like sons!

Robin

She is still unmarried.

Much

Oh, and I thought you had come to see the old sheriff!

Robin

I did!

Much

Please!

Rumours abound.

Robin

What rumours?

That you are weak. That you have returned weakened from your exertions in the Holy Land.

Much

My master returns with honours, honours from the King!

Mmm. Well, the greater honour would have been to have stood and fought with him, surely?

Robin

[sternly] I have visited my peasants in your dungeons. They have committed grave crimes...

Much

Master, surely--

Robin

... which would make all the more compassionate your gesture of pardoning them!

Pardoning them? I will see them hang in the morning. You yourself said that we risk rebellion. We must have order.

Robin

It is custom for the Sheriff to hear his nobles' requests for clemency--!

La-di-da-di-da! Oh, by the way, in your absence we nominated you to oversee tomorrow's entertainment.

Robin

No.

Oh, you don't want these rumours of weakness to spread, hm? Better scotch them now, otherwise we'll all pay.

Robin

[About the Sheriff.] Stop him. I'm going to stop him.

Much

We can't... stop... the Sheriff. Only the Crown can withdraw his license.

Robin

When the King returns, he will have his comeuppance. Until then we will scupper his sadistic punishments. We will stop his insane taxes and give them back to the poor, where they belong!

[dryly] Sure.

Robin

We will rob him! And if you dead men had had spines in your backs, that's what you would've been doing for the last five years.

Will

I liked him.

I didn't.

Much

He saved your wife! [To Will] "Liked"? He's not dead.

Much

Nothing?!

What can I do? I warned him - the Sheriff.

Much

Yes, my lord, but...

Marian

He should have listened to my father, and now he is an outlaw.

Much

I know, my ladyship.

Marian

And not a very impressive one.

Much

That is...! Forgive me, but that...is not fair. He is most impressive.

Marian

He is caught after one day, does that impress you?

Much

He gave himself up to save tongues.

Marian

Tongues?

Much

In Locksley. The Sheriff was cutting out peoples tongues until someone told him where Robin was.

Much

I hate the Sheriff. [he stands] And I hate you if you aren't going to help Robin.

Young man, I will speak in court of course, but...your master has doomed himself. His fate is...resign yourself.

Much

In the Holy Land, my master had dreams. [to Marian] He spoke your name. [pause] Good night. [he leaves]

Much

[Grabbing onto Robin's sleeves.] Master, no! You cannot go back in there. If you go back in and die, then I will die. Of grief. So you must come now, if only to save me.

Robin

[Likewise holding Much's arms.] Yes, and that is why I love you. [To Roy] You, I need your help. It will be dangerous.

Yes.

Much

Him. Why him when you love me?

Much

Let's go. What are you waiting for?

Robin

Nothing.

Much

Oh, please. You want to see the look on her face. You want to see the gratitude.