When I see the River Trent, I am going to cry. I'm going to cry like a baby. When we get home, I'm going to eat roast beef.
Yesterday, you said pork.
Well yesterday I was not as hungry. I could eat beef and pork and lamb! Mmmm, yes, I'd like that very much. In fact, I can feel a song coming on.
No! No song! Absolutely no song!
It would be a cheery song.
And it would be a tragedy, too! A tragedy for you to have survived the Turk, and made it to within a few miles of Locksley, only to be killed by your own master!
You know, it is lucky I do not readily take offense! You know, a smaller man would be offended! A smaller man would be wounded!
And a cleverer man would sing fewer songs!
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