MRMordecai, Rigby and Pops
Hoagie Sandwich! Hoagie Sandwich!
Squeeze out the Mustard, do it real quick!
A dab of Mayo, too much'd be sick!
Healthy veggies'll make this valid!
And don't forget the main ingredients so we don't confuse it with a salad!
MRMordecai, Rigby and Pops
Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat!
A group of four fully grown Canadian Geese show up on the bridge. The Geese start attacking the lakeside, starting by scaring a couple away, pushing a squirrel off the bridge, and even dropping a giant rock on a paddle boat with a couple in it, breaking it and sending the couple into the lake. Two of the geese chest pound each other.
Those ruffians!! (Gets up and runs to the geese) Now see here, geese!! Your behavior is most uncouth! Now, I'm afraid- (Geese start pushing him around) Ahhhh! (runs away, sobbing)
Hey, quit it! (The geese stare at the sandwich and Rigby realizes it.) PROTECT THE SANDWICH!
(The geese attack it and throw it in the trash can as Rigby jumps into Mordecai's arms.)
(The geese start punching the trash can, smashing it in the process, and rolls the trash can towards the three where it may have hit another trash can, sending some garbage flying in the air.)
Benson, something's gotta be done about those geese! Pops is locked in his room crying!
Yeah, we've been getting complaints. They're highly territorial war-like birds. Luckily, I got a couple guys who'll be takin' care of the problem.
Couple of guys named Mordecai and Rigby.
Maybe you don't understand, Benson, these geese — they're terrifying.
I don't wanna hear it. DO IT OR YOU'RE FIRED!!
Man, you always say that. You're all talk, Benson.
[Benson chases them off his office]
Hey, Benson. How's it going?
What did I tell you about using the park phone?!
Ugh! I feel something kind of damp.
Yeah, I feel it, too. What do you think it is?
I don't know. Feels kind of like a wet blanket.
Very funny. Now hang it up and put the TV back in the living room!
We really think we can do this.
I don't care. If I catch you trying this again, YOU'RE FIRED!
All right, Mr. Maellard gets back from vacation today, so I need you guys to clean the limousine.
Why don't we just wait till it rains? That's how I clean myself.
[beat] I want it looking as good as new when he comes back this afternoon. That means washed, waxed and detailed, got it?
Oh, no. I'll be holding on to these.
Aw, what? How're we gonna listen to the radio then?
Your job isn't listening to the radio, it's to clean the car. Do it before Mr. Maellard gets Back or you're fired! (leaves)
Great, no radio. This is gonna be so BOORRIIIIING!!!
Uh... (Margaret turns) Nothing. Sorry. See you.
(without hesistation, she kisses him)
Uh...bye. :(leaves, starts dancing, then sees Benson's car being towed)
[In the kitchen; Muscle Man calls K.I.L.I.T. Radio on the phone]
PMPhone monitor
Hello, this is K.I.L.I.T Radio.
Yeah, I'd like DJ Donny G to play my...
PMPhone Monitor
To talk to a K.I.L.I.T representative, press 0. (Muscle Man presses 0) Are you calling in regard to a song you heard?
No, I wanna talk to somebody! (presses 0 several times) ZERO! ZERO! ZERO!
PMPhone Monitor
I'm transferring you to our bilingual system.
NO! (Presses 0 Again) ZERO! ZERO! ZERO!
SLSpanish/Latin phone monitor
Hola. llamas la Radio K.I.L.I.T.
(moves table & chair and groans) I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!!! (hits phone madly on the table, screaming in anger, Then Mordecai & Rigby come to Muscle Man)
Dude, Muscle Man, calm down!
UUUUGHH!!! I'm a failiure of a boyfriend! I can't even do something special for my girl!
Why don't we just go down to the radio station and find somebody to talk to?
Yeah, maybe someone there can help you.
You're right, bros. I need to take this to the source.
Yeah, we totally got the hook up from Donny G! Man, I can't wait to see Starla's face tonight. She's gonna be really appreciative. (Sees Donny G throw away the tape in his rearview mirror) [Gasps] OH NO BRO!
(Muscle Man gets out of the car,slamming the door behind him)
YO DONNY! (Closes car door and begins running towards Donny G) DONNY G!!!
DGDonny G
Look man, it's not what you think.
It is what I think! Cause I saw you! I used to think that you were cool! You know something, I see D-player could do your job! But you know what, I still have a voice. (Takes the tape out of the trash can) And this voice, on this tape won't be silenced on YOU!
I SAID I WON'T BE SILENCED!
DGDonny G
Okay, okay. (glances at the security cameras warily) But, we can't talk here.
[After Thomas drank the Cool Cubed slushy in a Big Swig size cup and got a brain freeze, Dr. Henry arrives and he checks inside Thomas's ear]
HDr. Henry
Hmm. So, he drank a slushy, you said.
HDr. Henry
Did you make him drink it?
Uh, maybe? [Dr. Henry glares sternly at him] Yeah, we did.
HDr. Henry
May I see the cup?
[Rigby gives him the cup. He checks it. Shaking his head, he makes a "tsk" sound]
HDr. Henry
Cool Cubed, Big Swig size, huh? This is quite a pickle. Well, I got some good news and bad news. (What do you wanna hear first?) (Rigby: Maybe the good news.) The good news is the core of Thomas's brain isn't completely frozen yet which means there's still a chance to thaw it out.
HDr. Henry
The bad news is the Cool Cubed slushy is still very active. It's working its way into the brain core as we speak. If it gets there (and freezes it), Thomas's brain will stay frozen FOREVER!!!!
[Mordecai, Rigby and Pops gasp in shock]
HDr. Henry
It's simple. I just shrink into little tiny people, then you go inside Thomas and stop the Cool Cubed slushy before it reaches the core. It's a dangerous procedure, but it's the only way to save him. Any volunteers?
Well, you and Pops have fun. [Mordecai annoyingly punches him]
No, dude, we got Thomas into this mess, so we're gonna go into Thomas and get that mess outta him! I think.
