Hoagie Sandwich! Hoagie Sandwich!
Squeeze out the Mustard, do it real quick!
A dab of Mayo, too much'd be sick!
Healthy veggies'll make this valid!
And don't forget the main ingredients so we don't confuse it with a salad!
Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat!
A group of four fully grown Canadian Geese show up on the bridge. The Geese start attacking the lakeside, starting by scaring a couple away, pushing a squirrel off the bridge, and even dropping a giant rock on a paddle boat with a couple in it, breaking it and sending the couple into the lake. Two of the geese chest pound each other.
Those ruffians!! (Gets up and runs to the geese) Now see here, geese!! Your behavior is most uncouth! Now, I'm afraid- (Geese start pushing him around) Ahhhh! (runs away, sobbing)
Hey, quit it! (The geese stare at the sandwich and Rigby realizes it.) PROTECT THE SANDWICH!
(The geese attack it and throw it in the trash can as Rigby jumps into Mordecai's arms.)
(Sobbing) WHYYY?
(The geese start punching the trash can, smashing it in the process, and rolls the trash can towards the three where it may have hit another trash can, sending some garbage flying in the air.)
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