Yo, HFG! I found a video game system on the ground. Let's see what happens when we put it in the Microwave.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Yoo-hoo! Mordecai! Rigby!
BBoth
Hey, Pops! Hey, Skips!
You think you want some chips with that cheese?
Oh, yeah, I guess we overdid it with the cheese, huh? HYAH!! (SPLAT!!)
[all laugh]
Are you supposed to be working at the snack bar today?
Do us a solid and cover for us?
You shouldn't abuse the power of the solid. Bad things will happen.
Can you at least pretend you didn't see us?
Okay, but you owe me a solid. [drives off]
We should probably get outta here.
Do me a solid and buy me a cup of coffee?
GGuy
OH, MAN! Did You just See That zombie Take a discus to the face?! (everyone cheers)
MRMordecai and Rigby
(singing obnoxiously) Because we know everything about scary movies and you know nothing about scary movies! We'll save the park with our knowledge of scary movies!!
[Irritated] STOP SINGING OR YOU’RE FIRED!!!
MRMordecai and Rigby
Our... knowledge... of... scary... movies...
We'll go get the movie...
ZSZombie Slayer
Baby, you let yourself go real bad.
[She groans; Mordecai grabs Rigby's shoulder which makes Rigby yell, jumps into Mordecai's arms and knock over the projector, causing the film to stop; the crowd boos]
Dude, why did you do that?
I didn't know you'd freak out that bad.
MMan
Hey I want my money back!
[Others agree and Benson, who's in the crowd, turns around to see Mordecai and Rigby]
Fix it! Fix It!
Come on, come on!
[They put the projector back on the box, Rigby blows on the tape then accidentally spits on it]
Aw, why did you spit on it?
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
MMan
This is terrible!
[Rigby puts it in the projector the wrong way and it doesn't work]
Dude, why isn't it working?
[Slamming his chair against the ground in frustration] Fix it! FIX IT! FIX IT!
[Rigby gets on the projector and shakes it; it causes rays to go out and into the ground while one of which hits a guy]
MMan
Ow, my kidneys!
[A zombie is seen awakening, and Mordecai takes the tape out]
Aw dude, you put it in backwards!
[Mordecai puts it in the projector the right way]
There.
[The movie continues playing, the crowd cheers and Benson goes back to watching the movie]
BBoth
Phew.
Hmph, hmph. Thanks for almost getting rid of our paid day-off, you loser.
"Listen up, Mysterious Mister R! Mad Man Mordo's going to take you down! And I'm not talkin' downtown; I'm talkin' 6 ft underground!"
"Mad Man Mordo? More like Bland Man Bordo! When I'm done with you people are gonna be like "Ugh! What happened to his face?" and I'll be like "Mysterious Mister R is what happened to his face!"
And that's why we don't have tickets for wrestling because all you can think about is Benson's crank.
I knew it. I had a sick feeling, so I came to check on you, and I KNEW it.
Wait, listen, Benson...
No! You guys are FIRED! That's it.
Wait, what? Come on!
No! I told you guys, but you DIDN'T wanna listen!
Come on, Pops. You gotta help us.
I cannot tell a lie. Benson, it was all my fault.
What?
I snuck out to the wrestling match on my own, and Mordecai and Rigby had to come and get me. I'm sorry.
Yeah. Most of that is technically true, somewhat, so...
Plus look, Pops' back is all better.
It's true!
... This is your last warning.
[spitefully to Skips] You couldn't let it go. Well, I hope you got what you wanted.
Hey! Let me tell you guys something. This guy.. this guy right here is SO strong. He could take anyone of you OUT in arm-wrestling.
Nah, nah...
Skips! SKIPS! I am your boss!! And as your boss, I order you to arm-wrestle me.
Aw yeah! Meat Cooler Kings round two!
Shotgun!
So everybody thinks I'm dead?
Yep.
Dude! We gotta prank 'em!
Uh.. Y'know Rigby, I think I've had enough pranks for today.
(after beating Skips at arm wrestling) HATERS GONNA HATE!
Two words... PLAYCO ARMBOY!
I will have your immortal soul.
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