Red vs Blue quotes

Caboose! Toss that grenade! [Throws a frag grenade over the wall]

That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.

Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way!

I just want everyone to know that I have no problems walking. And I take full responsibility for the grenade incident.

Dear Director. Your program was granted the use of a single artificial intelligence unit, for implantation experiments. Yet, the department records clearly show, multiple agents in the field with implants, during the same timeframes. Surely this must be a logging error, and we anticipate a corrected document soon.

Apparently they already have a shortcut on their keyboard for reporting his team kills.

Control F U.

Recovery One, come in, level zero come in.

Go ahead, Command.

Wash, we have a beacon.

I'm getting it too. Do you have coordinates and an ID?

Are you sure about this? I mean this is how we can be-

Command, you're breaking up on me, please repeat, how what can be-

Hold on, I'm not talking to you Wash. And, and you're sure? Okay. It's Agent Maine, Wash.

What?

Please confirm last transmission Agent Washington.

Maine? How can that be? If-

Please confirm, Recovery One.

Yeah, it's him. It's the Meta.

What!?

Command, give me those coordinates now.

The Meta is a Freelancer?

I just wanna know why we have wall duty for the third day straight and Tubbs pulls motor pool every time.

Not every time.

Every time! Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, today!

Today is Wednesday, Dellario!

Exactly! And where's Tubbs? Motor pool!

Look at him down there. What's he doing? Nothing.

So what, what're we doing?

We're on guard duty.

He's on guard duty too.

Yeah, but he gets to sit still while doing it. We have to walk.

[Scoffs] You worry too much.

I don't complain too much Burke. You don't complain enough. I have to complain more just to keep up the average. You know what I mean? [Burke doesn't respond] Burke? Burke!? [Looks to his right and sees the Meta standing in Burke's spot, wearing red armor] Hey, Burke... where'd you get that helmet?

Dear Chairman, I understand your concern that increased activity will bring increased risks. However, our failsafes are simple but foolproof: a dead or dying agent’s beacon automatically notifies our Recovery team, and we will be on the scene immediately to secure all the military’s property.

Look, there’s our cycle. The Meta must be here.

[Sarcastic] Yeah, because no one else in the military would have a standard-issue motorcycle just like that.

Also, the piles of dead bodies might have been a clue.

Just keep your heads down and your eyes open. I'm going to advance on that wall, you two get Delta and move up on the other side.

Okay.

Don't use the radio unless it's absolutely necessary.

Okay.

And don't make a move until I do.

[Annoyed] Okay!

And no screw-ups this time!

Angrily] OKAY! Are we gonna sit here on the beach all day, or we're gonna go get this thing!?

We only have one chance of this before he gets back to full power. I can't take any chances that you guys are going to botch this.

Dear Director. I feel you're avoiding the question. If this target was already in possession of an A.I. unit, how was he able to secure an additional unit from Agent South? Would not that verify, as we indicated earlier, that your program now runs experiments with more than one artificial intelligence? If so, where did these additional A.I. come from? And more importantly, how did your agency procure them?

Don't you think it's ironic that you're about to shoot us because we don't have enough ammo?