If we set up a hard-line, yeah, I bet we could do it.
CHURCH, WAIT!
Huh?
Church, hold on a second, I've got something to tell you!
Tucker, what? What is it?
I just wanted to say... I got a hard-line Tex can use. Bow chicka bow wow.
How did you even hear that?
Phh, I'm like Superman, I know when I'm needed.
Shake it off you big orange baby, what happened to you?
He's been chasing the dragon.
Donut, shut up, he was drugged just like me.
That's what I'm saying! He fell off the wagon, and shook hands with the Devil!
Shut up!
He's been ridin' the wave, and trippin' the technicolor dreamscape. Far out, man. Druggie loser.
Will, you, stop, Donut! All you're doing with your stupid anti-drug lingo is making me actually want to try drugs.
Choose life, Simmons. Choose it.
Wait a second- I can prove I'm not crazy, 'cause of the bomb. The bomb!
Yeah, that's a good way to prove you aren't insane. Just start screaming "the bomb, the bomb."
Sounds like we've stumbled across something totally diabolical! Good work uncovering the plot, Simmons.
Thank you, sir.
Simmons!? I just told you everything!
But Simmons was the one that led us to you after he stealthily avoided capture.
Avoided capture!? They knocked him out first and picked me at random!
Yes. A randomness that Simmons used to save the day!
He had nothing to do with that!
But it was Simmons that found the underground cave.
By trying to bury you alive!
A tactic that was clearly multi-layered. Once again Simmons' treasonous insurrection proves to be the glue that holds this unit together.
Just wait 'til you hear about my upcoming assassination attempt.
Oh, don't spoil it!
Sarge, I'm not sure Grif knows what he's talking about.
Grif don't know what he's talking about, eh? Stop the fucking presses.
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