“Lost in triangulation (Episode 62)” quotes from Red vs Blue

Ooo-kay. Church... is trying to get a TRANSLATOR. So that WE can TALK to EACH OTHER.

: Tucker, the enormous alien doesn't speak our language. Speaking slowly is not gonna help.

What? I'm talking to Caboose.

Oh.

[camera pans to reveal Caboose] I don't understand. Are-are-are you hungry? Tucker, are you hungry? Are you cold?

What? No.

Do you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want some hot dogs in a blanket?

Damn it, no, Caboose! I'm NOT cold, I don't want a hot dog, and if you put mustard in my fucking sheets again, I'm gonna kill you!

Okay gargantuan alien, now that we have decided to keep you, you need a real name. I vote for Fluffy.

Fluffy?

Fluffy! The alien that only loves!

He's got to have a name! Why don't we just ask him? Hey Alien dude, what's your name? Naaame. I am Tucker. This is Church. That's Bitch-pants McCrabby.

Hey!

Well, that's what we call you.

Not me. I call you Mrs.McCrabby

Thanks.

Has it occured to you that his name might be Honk-honk?

What kinda name is Honk-honk?

Alien, does blarg mean yes?

Blarg.

Holy shit! Blarg means yes. He just said yes. Blarg means yes. I speak alien!

Yeah..unless blarg means no. In which case, he just said no. Blarg does not mean yes.

What?! No way. Hey Alien, am I right?

Blarg.

Haha, see? The FUCK do you know.

No wait, monkeys...monkey pirates.

Nope.

From..Uranus.

My logical data analysis sector indicates that would be highly unlikely, and my bullshit meter agrees.

Man, I wish Grif was here. I could convince him there was food underground, and he would dig half a hole for me! Or maybe a third of a hole... then he'd use the shovel to eat oatmeal...... On second thought, I don't wish Grif was here.