Church and Tucker in “The hard stop (Episode 63)”

What're you two guys doin'?

We're gonna teach the Alien how to speak English.

How're you gonna do that?

People learn English all the time. It aren't that hard.

Maybe you should try learning his language.

Fuck that. We got here first, and that makes this a colony. Those're the rules, dude. Earth colony, Earth language.

Tucker, there's thousands of languages spoken on Earth.

Yeah, but only one that kicks ass. And that's the one we're teaching. English 101: remedial kick-ass.