“Aftermath, before biology (Episode 34)” quotes from Red vs Blue

Hello, dude? Come in. Doctor-Dude, are you there? Hello? Paging Doctor-Dude, to the radio, STAT. I need 20 ccs of 'what the hell's going on there', dude.

Ugh...what happened?

Hey, you tell me dude. One minute we're talking about a hole in the wall; the next thing I know, you turn into Grumps McGurt. Sounded like you needed a lozenge. Threatened to eat my children... not very cool, dude.

Jeez, did I really? I'm sorry. Something went wrong with my radio and I heard this weird beeping, honking-

Hey, no offense taken, dude. Don't got any kids anyway.

What?

'Ol Vic's been through the snip-n'-stitch, if you know what I mean.

I don't wanna hear about that-

Winky-Blinky the One-Eyed Sergeant's firin' blanks-

That's weird-

-if ya get me. It's vayo con dios to the vas deferens.

Yeah, alright. Enough. I get you.

I mean a vasectomy, dude.

[to Sarge] Where did you get the leftovers?

Sarge

Why, from our other subject, of course!

Subject my cyborg ass.

NO WAY.

Yeah, I'm real happy about this myself, numb-nuts.

Sarge

Yeap, those too

Did I get your lips? Because then maybe I'll figure out how to kiss Sarge's ass.

It's like a thing.

It's like a thing. Okay, dude! Thank you for the update! I'll be sure to alert the Chiefs of Staff!

I'm just a little dazed. It's a big thing. It- it's purple, it's uh, it's a big purple thing.

Use your words, dude.

This doesn't seem physically possible!

Sarge

Nonsense. Modern-day technology makes anything possible! It was as easy as Shake-'N-Bake!

And I helped!

Sarge

...actually Donut, I don't really know if snickering in the corner all night like a prepubescent monkey actually qualifies as help...but it sure was entertaining.