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“What's mine is yours (Episode 35)” quotes from Red vs Blue

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“What's mine is yours (Episode 35)” · Season 2

In this episode: Simmons (2), Grif (2), Donut (2), Leonard Church (1), Caboose (1), Tucker (1)

Man Caboose, you were asleep for a long time. What were you dreaming about?

Ohhhh nothing. I do not like to dream. I try not to think while I am sleeping.

That's pretty much how you function while you're awake too.

I think consistency is important.

[In ghost form] Well you look okay, then again that's just the armor. How do you feel?

Great! [Short pause] Who are you?

Oh come on, not this again! How can you seriously not remember me?!

Oh of course! I remember you. [Shorter pause] You're Marvin!

[Slowly] I'm Church.

I think I would remember a name That ridiculous. Nope. You are definitely Phill.

You killed me with the tank.

Dave!

You insulted my girlfriend, you called her a cow.

Terrence!

Dude, he called her a slut.

Phineas?

You're whole life is based around pleasing me.

Wally.

In fact, I think you're kind of obsessed w-

Milo?

-ith being my best friend.

[To Tucker] Psst! The new guy is pretty full of himself.

New guy? What the? I'm not the new guy! You're the new guy!

I don't know, I kinda like it. I can get used to calling you rookie.

Oh yeah? Could you get used to me beating you to death?

[To Tucker again] Psst! What's wrong with the rookie? He seems mad.

Oh son of a bitch.

Hooven?

Donut, there's no way you can jump that high.

Yes I can. (jumps) (while jumping a second time) Yes I can.

What the hell is he doing?

Losing a bet.

[explosion noise]

OW! Who left the spleen ball where someone could trip on it? Simmons! I need your ovaries!

Grif whats wrong? Are my lungs ok? Wait a second, are you smoking inside of your helment again?

What? No. (Exhales smoke)Oops.

I knew this would happen. And how many snack cakes have you had today?

None.

: ...

Okay five. ...or more. Baker's dozen at most.

Do you even know how many there are in a baker's dozen?

By my count? Forty eight.

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