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Vic and Doc in “Aftermath, before biology (Episode 34)”

[Doc has just woken up in Blood Gulch; Vic is heard over the intercom]

Hello, dude? Come in. Doctor-Dude, are you there? Hello? Paging Doctor-Dude, to the radio, STAT. I need 20 ccs of 'what the hell's going on there', dude.

Ugh...what happened?

Hey, you tell me dude. One minute we're talking about a hole in the wall; the next thing I know, you turn into Grumps McGurt. Sounded like you needed a lozenge. Threatened to eat my children... not very cool, dude.

Jeez, did I really? I'm sorry. Something went wrong with my radio and I heard this weird beeping, honking-

Hey, no offense taken, dude. Don't got any kids anyway.

What?

'Ol Vic's been through the snip-n'-stitch, if you know what I mean.

I don't wanna hear about that-

Winky-Blinky the One-Eyed Sergeant's firin' blanks-

That's weird-

-if ya get me. It's vayo con dios to the vas deferens.

Yeah, alright. Enough. I get you.

I mean a vasectomy, dude.

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