“Motion to adjourn (Episode 21)” quotes from Red vs Blue

Okay, Tucker, I need you to get up there, help Caboose shore up a defense, establish a suppressing fire, and hold that position until further notice.

I didn’t even know what half of that meant.

Just go over to Caboose’s rock, and fire your gun a bunch.

That rock? Yeah, I don’t think so.

We do not. Have time. To discuss this.

Sure, no time for you to discuss it! You get to hang out here with Nancy-no-bullets just shootin' the breeze! Meanwhile, I’m out there, running around, eating a machine-gun sandwich.

Tucker, we’re going to give you covering fire!

Covering fire? Unless that means you’re going to build a huge, bulletproof wall between me and them, I think you need to come up with a new plan. Preferably one that involves me keeping the same quantity of blood that I have right now.

No problem. Oh, wait, wait, does the blood have to be in your body?

(shaking from constant weapon recoil) Simmons, I can't feel my hands!

Then maybe you should lay off the trigger dumbass.

Okay, you, Doc. Get over there and help Caboose.

My name isn't Doc. It's DuFresne.

Yeah, I can't pronounce that. So from now on, your name is Doc.

I'm not really comfortable with that. I'm not a doctor; I'm a medic.

What's the difference?

Well, a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable... while they die.

Mental Note: Don't ever get shot.

It's settled then, your name is now Doc.

Alright, but I don't think it'll stick. (scene pauses, background gets dark; the word "Doc" passes by in big letters)

Oh trust us, it'll stick.

I can't believe Church shot me!

[Irritated, echoing scream from nearby] Oh don't even start Caboose!

You have a bullet wound in the foot. Is anything else wrong?

Uh… Oh! I got one. Uh, well, sometimes, when I fall asleep at night, I think about my parents having sex, and I get really, really mad for some reason.

Okay; I'm just gonna start with the foot.

Why did the reds stop firing?

I don't know, they're probably out of ammo.

Hey blue team, we are giving you a chance to surrender.

Yeah, they're definitely out of ammo.