Let's at least ask someone who's at least going to give us a slightly more intelligent opinion. Hello, wall! What do you think?
“Beyond A Joke”
In this episode: Dave Lister (3), The Cat (3), Kryten (2), Kochanski (2)
"Cat do this!" "Cat do that!" What am I? A dog?
Perhaps I didn't make myself clear. I said supper is ready! (He fires, completely destroying the gazebo) Is anyone still unclear as to the supper situation? No? Excellent!
Didn't know robots got PMT!
It's nice, Kryts, really nice.
It's really great!
In fact it's better than nice, it's fantastic!
Isn't it great!
It's really great!
It's really really great!
Are we eating the same stuff?
I don't know why I make the effort? No one appreciates the hours I put into food prep. My fingers are practically worn down to the exoskeleton!
Is there any Ketchup?
Any what?!
Ketchup, I thought it could do with a bit of ketchup, just a dollop...
Ketchup?!
Oh my god..
You want Ketchup?!
Emmm... Brown not tomato, Brown. It's not like I've got no class?
With Lobster? You want brown ketchup?!
It's really nice Kryts, but you know me. I just thought it could do with a bit of a pep up...
I can't believe it... I simply cannot B...! (His head explodes)
Oh well done bud! Now we'll have to do the washing up.
He's literally blown his top. Cat, can you go and get a spare head?
How come I have to do everything around here? I can't get a second to myself. Cat do this, Cat do that. What am I, a dog?!
[about Kryten, whose head had just blown up] Life without a head. That's gonna seriously put a real crimp on his lifestyle. What can he do without a head?
Apart from being you, hardly anything.
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