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Lister, Kochanski and others in “Beyond A Joke”

It's nice, Kryts, really nice.

It's really great!

In fact it's better than nice, it's fantastic!

Isn't it great!

It's really great!

It's really really great!

Are we eating the same stuff?

I don't know why I make the effort? No one appreciates the hours I put into food prep. My fingers are practically worn down to the exoskeleton!

Is there any Ketchup?

Any what?!

Ketchup, I thought it could do with a bit of ketchup, just a dollop...

Ketchup?!

Oh my god..

You want Ketchup?!

Emmm... Brown not tomato, Brown. It's not like I've got no class?

With Lobster? You want brown ketchup?!

It's really nice Kryts, but you know me. I just thought it could do with a bit of a pep up...

I can't believe it... I simply cannot B...! (His head explodes)

Oh well done bud! Now we'll have to do the washing up.

He's literally blown his top. Cat, can you go and get a spare head?

How come I have to do everything around here? I can't get a second to myself. Cat do this, Cat do that. What am I, a dog?!

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