[First lines of the episode; Rimmer is trying to get the sleeping Lister and Cat to take part in an emergency drill]
SCRAMBLE! SCRAMBLE!
[sleepily] Yeah, that'll be great with bacon and beans, man.
“Emohawk: Polymorph II”
In this episode: Arnold Rimmer (3), Dave Lister (3), The Cat (2), Kryten (1)
Look what it did to me! It's turned me into Duane Dibbley -- the Duke of Dork.
[While looking for the Emohawk]
According to the psi-scan, it's somewhere in this location.
It's the barrel! [shoots at the barrel] Sorry. False alarm. That chain, it's moving! [shoots chain] Sorry. Sorry.
Sir, try and remain calm. You're experiencing a classic knee-jerk, paranoid reaction to a terror situation. It's essential at this time that we - IT'S THE WALL! [shoots the wall] Shame overload. I... I... I sorry.
CHANGE OF PLAN! LEG IIIIIITTTTT!
[The Probe Droid has locked onto Starbug. They just dodged 2 shots.]
We've lost it.
[Explosion from the back.]
Sorry, I was looking at the wrong panel.
Damage report?
It's bad, bud. Looks like Starbug's been hit!
Details, halibut breath!
Well, according to the damage report machine, there's several small fires, lots of smoke and the navicom's fizzing.
[Explosion from in front of Cat]
Oh, damn! Now the damage report machine's exploded!
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