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“Psirens” quotes from Red Dwarf

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“Psirens”

In this episode: Arnold Rimmer (3), Kryten (2), The Cat (2), Dave Lister (1)

There, on the floor... P-S-I-R-E-N-S... "Psirens?"

The poor sucker must have written it using a combination of his own blood, and even his own intestines.

But who would do that?

Someone who BADLY needed a pen.

What I wanna know is why he went to the trouble of using his own kidney as a full-stop.

I don't think he meant to do that. I think it just... plopped out.

[Starbug is threatened by a giant rogue asteroid that could be a mere illusion.]

Suggest we maintain course. That asteroid does not exist.

Suppose you're wrong?

Sir, I'll stake my reputation on it.

Kryten, you haven't got a reputation.

No, sir, but I'm hoping to acquire one from this escapade.

There's an old cat proverb, "It's better to live one hour as a tiger than a whole lifetime as a worm."

There's an old human proverb, "Whoever heard of a worm skin rug?"

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