Sir, I just can't eat anymore raw coffee.
Two more bowls.
But I am sober, honest!
OK, who are you and why're you here?
I'm some kind of robot who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists, it's all in a fever, except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really on some space ship in the future. Hell, if that's got to make sense I don't want to be sober!
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