T.J quotes from Recess

Thanks a lot, Randall. I'm sorry, King Bob.

Indeed. Bring him to me. Not Detweiler, him. [gesturing to Randall]

Huh?

Randall

Maybe I wasn't clear before. T.J. was making fun of you.

Of course Detweiler was making fun of me. He's a crazy monkey boy. It's what he does. You, on the other hand, are the boy who cried "king" once too often.

Randall

I'm not sure I follow.

Why so heavy on the books, Gretch?

Gretchen

We have to do research so we can successfully explore the topic and come up with a unique idea in which to focus.

That's great, Gretch, but we don't have to do any of that research stuff.

Gretchen

We don't have to do research?

Nah, I already got a great project all figured out. All we need are some sweet supplies and 20 minutes, tops. [winks]

Gretchen

[unsure] I don't know. We'll be better off with a project that requires real work. Since I know you like tools, I thought a project demonstrating the Irrigation of Ancient Mesopotamia might be just our ticket.

Irritation of Meso-who?

Gretchen

Irrigation of Ancient Mesopotamia. It was the cradle of civilization.

Oh, yeah, back when civilization was a baby.

Gretchen

Look, T.J., I have an abundance of material to get through, so if you don't mind...

Okay, Gretch, but I'm telling you I got a project that just can't fail.

Gretchen

Well, I'm going to read about this just in case. Try not to make too much noise.

Alright! The passing streak continues.

Not your best effort, Gretchen, but you slid by.

Gretchen

What are we going to do with all those smackeroonies?

Well, Gretch, I've got a couple of ideas. I'm gonna use the money to buy a skyscraper or a rocket. Here's the tender part. Either way, I'm doing my shopping in a jetpack!

Kid stuff. I'm using my share to start the world's coolest sport. It'll be a combination of pro-wrestling and bowling I call, "Strikeout!" Of course, I'll referee things for my jetpack.

Gretchen

Interesting notions, Spinelli, but I plan to use my unexpected windfall to help others, by researching and curing all diseases. Yes, it worked! I did it! I found the cure! Thank you! Of course, I'll use a jetpack to survey the beautiful world I've saved.

Mikey

That sounds wonderful, Gretchen, but there's only one way I would spend this fortuitous fortune. I'll pay off my tab at Kelso's, and then I'll give Mr. Kelso a ride on my jetpack!

About time you paid up, Mikey.

Vince

Well, I'm a rich kid who likes the sea. I'm going to get the most beautiful yacht I can find and sail it all over the world. And I'll never have to dock it. 'Cause I'll just fly to it on my J.P.

Classy, Vince. Very classy.

Gus

I will build a better jetpack. I'll even test-pilot it myself. [screams as he flies too high] How do I stop this thing?! [back to reality] Or maybe I'll just buy monster stickers.