King Bob quotes from Recess

[Talking about T.J.] Kids of the playground. The dumb kid should be free!

He's nothing but a nerd! I'm so depressed!

Digging a hole in sixth-grade territory? How dare you! Take them to the dodgeball wall!

[to Randall] You threw a dirt clod during a time out? She was right, you are a worm.

So shall it be written, so shall it be done.

I just wanted to be remembered.

Gretchen

I know Bob. But the thing is great leaders aren't remembered for the things they build. They're remembered for the things they do.

Your king craves sustenance. [points to Gretchen] You there, smart girl, design and build a restaurant, then go inside and make me something to eat.

Gretchen

[chuckles] Right away, Your Highness.

Very good. In the meantime, large thoughtful boy, give me your Winger-Dingers.

Mikey

But Your Highness, I ate all my Winger-Dingers.

That's a royal outrage! Take this Winger-Dinger singer to the dodgeball wall!

Mikey

A Winger-Dinger singer. That's me, all right.

Vince

Man, T.J.'s King Bob impression is dead-on.

You there, your king has an itchy bottom.

Randall

[lurking from a bush] That T.J. thinks he's so funny. Well, King Bob won't think so when he finds out…

[off-screen] Scribe Kid, get this down.

Randall

And it looks like he'll find out sooner than later.

Thanks a lot, Randall. I'm sorry, King Bob.

Indeed. Bring him to me. Not Detweiler, him. [gesturing to Randall]

Huh?

Randall

Maybe I wasn't clear before. T.J. was making fun of you.

Of course Detweiler was making fun of me. He's a crazy monkey boy. It's what he does. You, on the other hand, are the boy who cried "king" once too often.

Randall

I'm not sure I follow.