Ashley A quotes from Recess

Ashley A

By junior high we may be dating some guys named Paul or ... or Joe!

Ashley A

No, no, wait. I say we give her a swirlie. [Spinelli's eyes flush]

We're all Ashleys, too.

Ashley A

But, you aren't even girls!

Gus

Hey, it's the nineties.

Vince

Man, there's nothing like a good field trip.

Yep, nothing in the world. MISOOE, here we come.

Gus

MISOOE? What's MISOOE?

Gretchen

MISOOE, Gus, the Museum of Industry, Science, Oceanography, Oddities, and Energy. It's one of the finest, most sophisticated museums in the world.

My big brother told me they got a dead guy sliced up real thin, like cheese, so you can see right through him. Can't get more sophisticated than that.

I hear they got a real working coal mine that goes right down through the floor.

Ashley A.

Coal mine? Please. The best thing there is the gift shop. They got accessories from around the world.

And they accept credit cards.

What? Oh, that's nothing!

Man, this is gonna be the best field trip ever.

Ashley A.

Like, these are the entry forms for the official kiddie cosmetics “Little Miss Blush” beauty contest.

Pageants, nature’s way of pointing out perfection.

Ashley A.

I’m totally sure an Ashley would take the crown this year. So fill out your entry forms and take them please and dazzle em'...

[off screen] Like totally special delivery!