[looking for Ashley A's little sister, Britney]
We seek a formal sit-down by she who goes by the name Britney. :[four Kindergartners come forward] Er... Britney A.
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What's the matter? You got crayons in your ears? Get to the end of the line Randall before I give you the end of my fist!
TJT.J.
We're all Ashleys, too.
But, you aren't even girls!
Hey, it's the nineties.
By junior high we may be dating some guys named Paul or ... or Joe!
TJT.J.
There are a lot of Ashleys out there, but there's only one Spinelli.
[reading out grades] A… A… A… Ah, Randall, my trusted spy. A plus! A… A… A…
F… F… F… Hmm. Randall, my trusted spy. The only kid around here I can count on. Ah, he's done so much for me. Hmm… D minus. F… F… F…
HJHank the Janitor
Do you hear music?
Whenever I look at you.
TJT.J.
Hey, Ms. Finster?
Yes, Detwiler?
TJT.J.
...Are those your shoes, or did you mug a clown on the way to school?
Why, you little HOOLIGAN! [Runs after T.J.]
TJT.J.
She's back!
[singing] Gus, Gus, O Mighty Gus, king of all the playground, Gus, Gus, O Shiny Gus, we're glad such a great king we found.
Madness! Madness!
KKindergartener
Vince. We give up to you our two front teeth. Worth 50 cents street value.
Take it from someone who knows. Your brother is definitely a geek.
CChad
Hey Vince! Check it out, I just beat myself at three-dimensional chess.
KBKing Bob
He's nothing but a nerd! I'm so depressed!
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