Wearing an engagement ring from a ruined marriage? That's like wearing the clothes of a dead person.
S2 E12The Rings
S2 E13The Vasectomy
Which is why you are going to find a 30-page essay named "Teenagers having babies is stupid, stupid, stupid."
It's a shame that speedy isn't going to greet you at the door anymore.
[opens the door] Barbra Jean? Have you been standing here?
Yes! For 30 minutes.
Okay. [closes the door]
S2 E23Location, Location, Location
I crushed her dream of going to England, then I threw up a cookie.
Kyra! It's not funny that you're going to England. It's exciting! And all that because you are a good student and you like drinking tea.
[to Cheyenne] Do you know what I'm doing? I'm making macaroni and cheese. Do you know why I'm making macaroni and cheese? Because it's Kyra's favorite, and somehow I have to tell her that she doesn't get to go on a trip that she wants and deserves to go on because I have to bail you out again. And I have to do that with macaroni and cheese!
Mom, I promise I'll take all the courses that I dropped.
Why don't you find a course that gets your head out of your butt?
I don't think they have one or else my counselor would've told me about it.
S2 E24Your Place or Mine?
I'm looking for my gun. Did you know that you can see Barbra Jean's house from here?
You know, Barbra Jean, you don't have to lean through my window. You can get completely off my property.
So that's why you bought a four-bedroom house! So Kyra could move in!
No! We needed a room for Henry.
And I'm thinking of turning the spare bedroom into a library!
Well, that'll be one lonely book!
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