There are some drugs you can take that will dull the sex drive.
Isn't that chemical castration?
S2I Want My Baby Back
(talking about the baby) Guys, this is a precious and delicate little gift. You can't just treat it like a turtle you got at a Chinese market and forget about it.
I'm going to name her Stevie.
Um, I already named her Magnum, P.I.
Anything you want to tell me? Any little details that might be important for me to understand while I'm dating you?
I'm...allergic to tree nuts?
[Sam runs into Andi's office.]
Hey, you just can't come bursting into people's offices. I might've been naked in here.
What are you doing here?
I came for your brains. Just kidding!
Sam, Sock, Ben: (singing) Twinkle light and good night, you're gonna get a spike in your baby eye.
S2The Good Soil
I'm not done until we get back together.
Good for you! Sometimes you gotta look reality in the face and say no!
[Sock, naked, walks over to Sam and Ben.]
(turning around) Can you put some clothes on, please?
Too upset for clothes, Ben.
Saturday is our two-month anniversary.
Wow. Two months ago, I kidnapped you and forced you to be my boyfriend.
Did you know that in the old days I used to get the souls that ate shrimp?
BBilly
This time, there is no covet. Only love it.
Tomorrow night, for our special anniversary, you and me, we're flying to the moon.
(laughs) Baby, you would freeze and suffocate before you got there.
How'd it go with you and Kristin's dad?
He called me a clown, said I wasn't good enough to date Kristin, and attacked me with a fishing rod. I had to escape by swimming across the lake.
That's terrible, Sock.
You know, honestly, compared to other times when I met the parents, it didn't go that badly, Benji. You know, he didn't pull a gun on me, didn't try to rip off my genitals.
Sounds like he's got a soft spot for you.
Long time ago, I had hemophobia.
That ain't right. My cousin's gay.
No, no. Hemo-phobia. It's the fear of blood.
You love blood.
I know! See that's what's crazy. I just had to confront my fear, immerse myself in it. Once I did that, it was great. I loved it. Now I can bathe in it every single day.
That's...nice for you.
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