Ladies and gentlemen, take your seats! It's time to meet today's contestants! Give it up for Razorblade McDoom! (points to her)
(growling) The Razor's gonna carve ya... like a turkey!
(holds the foam finger) (Rapunzel is walking the steps) Ha! McDoom! More like McDone For! (laughing) Am I right? (sits)
(panting) (sits next to Eugene)
Hey, Blondie, you got the deluxe seats, too, huh? You know, they put you up here so you can see all the action.
Really? It's kind of far.
Next up, the unstoppable Wreck Marauder!
(growling) (terrifying Razorblade McDoom and Skull Kickr) Wreck has three words for you! You're gonna get wrecked! (tells Cassandra)
Hey. If I didn't know any better, I'd swear that guy down there looks just like... Casaandra?
That is Cassandra! (puts her hands on Eugene) Wow! I've never seen Cass so nervous. (Cassandra is cracking her neck)
Ooh...
I guess I can't blame her. I mean, she worked so hard to get invited to this competition.
Invited? No, you don't need an invitation to compete. You just have to be dumb enough to do it. Like Cassandra. Ha-ha! Wooo!
Anyone can compete? (gasps) (smiles) We can do this together! (kisses Eugene) Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! (leaves to enter the competition)
Oh, oh, uh, hey, uh, Blondie, if you're making a snack run, I'm all about the popcorn! (tells Rapunzel when she walks down the steps)
And finally, the Iron Handmaiden, Caaasan-- (a lady whispering and giving him the newest entry then exits) Wow. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a last-minute surprise entry! (crowd gasps) Please welcome the Fearsome Follicle, the Heir with the Hair! The Maid with the Braid, Rapunzel!
(runs and enters the arena) (crowd cheering) (Pascal and Eugene are shocked)
Yay, Rapunzel! (Cassandra is surprised that Rapunzel entered the event) Wow!
Cassandra! This is gonna be so much fun! (runs and hugs her)
Oh, blondie, what have you done? (he and Pascal are disappointed) (a man wearing a viking helmet sits next to him)
Did I not bring enough of the popcorn?
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