All I'm saying is, if you bring a quiche to work, you should bring enough to share with your co-workers. That's-- Just--
Yeah, but, you don't even like quiche!
Yeah, but that's-- First of all, don't tell me what I don't like. (puts his hand on his nose and walks away while being mad at Stan)
No, I know you don't like quiche.
Okay, because I, like a lotta things, but you never point that out.
You just tell me all the stuff I don't like.
Anyway, let's just this one done. (stops holding his halberd and walks to the other weapons then tells Stan) Okay, you start cleaning the spears, I'll work on the swords. (Stan stops holding his halberd) (cabinet doors rattling) (Pete and Stan turn around and they hear a noise) (rattling continues) (Pete and Stan are walking towards the noise while holding their halberds)
Ha! Gotcha! (stops hiding inside the cabinet while holding a rag and a sword)
(screams) (the weapons inside the cabinet have been shined by Rapunzel)
Ha! I just polished all of these weapons before you could! You should see the look on your face! (tells Pete and Stan) (Stan is terrified while his halberd is clanking) (Pete is shocked) You've just been pranked! Or as it's soon to be called, Rapunzelled. (Stan falls backwards then Rapunzel and Pete see Stan on the floor) (Cassandra opens the door to the weapons room to see how Rapunzel's prank turned out)
CassandraThat was clever. But not funny. (closes the door and leaves)
Ha! Gotcha! You should see the look on your face! (Maximus whinnying, clapping) (Cassandra opens the stables door) (Maximus bites an apple then runs the other side) (Rapunzel walks to the entrance and asks Cassandra about the prank) Did you see the look on his face? He expected one apple, but then he got a whole bunch! (the head of the Maximus statue fell to the floor) Best. Prank. Ever. (Maximus eats one of the apples) (Maximus whinnying)
Cassandra
Funny, but not mischievous. (she and Rapunzel see Maximus scooting on the floor while eating apples)
(groans) (he and King Frederic smile at each other) Ahh.
KFKing Frederic and Eugene
Huh? (they see the archway has been painted by Rapunzel)
Oh, my. (Rapunzel appears)
Gotcha, Dad! (laughs) Oh, man, you should see the look on your face right now.
Well, I suppose it's fine. As long you girls repaint the archway. By nightfall. (tells Rapunzel and Cassandra)
Cassandra
Of course, Your Majesty. (King Frederic walks away) Well, Raps, you finally figured out this whole prank thing. (tells Rapunzel)
Cassandra
It was unexpected, clever, funny, and mischievous, but you overlooked one thing of the most important parts of any good prank. (points the archway) (tells Rapunzel) You didn't think it through. (tosses a paintbrush to Rapunzel) We both still have to repaint the archway by nightfall, remember? (Rapunzel gives her the paintbrush)
Sorry, but I've got princess duties to attend to. Looks like you're gonna have to do all by yourself. Still believe I didn't think it through? (starts to walk away after telling Cassandra) (Cassandra pulls both of her sleeves up and puts the paintbrush inside the paint) (starts repainting the archway) Kidding! (returns to the archway after pranking Cassandra) (Cassandra drops the paintbrush after she is terrified then she picks it up) You just got pranked! (points to Cassandra) Ha-ha! I totally got you! You should've seen the look on your face! (puts her hand out)
Cassandra
I just got Rapunzelled. (gives Rapunzel the paintbrush to start repaint the archway) Well played, Raps. Very well played. (Eugene walks to the archway holding a paintbrush and a bucket of paint to help Cassandra and Rapunzel) (Cassandra holds her paint bucket while Eugene puts his paint bucket on the floor then he holds the paint bucket for Rapunzel)
Well, Your Majesty, did you do it? Did you get the seal? (asks King Frederic)
Unfortunately, no, Captain. However, Eugene came up with something far better. (tells the Captain of the Guards while walking away)
Hey Cassie! Hey, you wanna see my new invention? (asks her) Rumor has it, it is a shoo-in for the first prize in the contest. (whispers) I started the rumor. (tells her)
Cassandra
Oh. Hey, Varian. First off it's Cass not Cassie. Secondly, I'm slammed so--
Oh, yeah, I-- I hear ya. Hey, did I tell you that my invention can create an entirely new element? I call it-- (Stan appears)
Cassandra!, I thought you should know, the Captain is short on guards for the expo. This could be your big chance! (tells Cassandra) (she smiles while sliding down the ladder)
Cassandra
Come on, let's go! (leaves with Stan while Varian sees them running to the castle) (Owl hooting when he holds the rope after it unties) (Varian hears Owl trying to hold the rope and he runs to the ladder and climbs it to help Cassandra's pet then he takes the rope from Cassandra's pet and ties to the pole)
Cassandra! Lookin' good! (Varian hears Rapunzel then he sees her and Eugene) You should see some of the inventions on display. Look at these crazy goggles. (turns the lens on) Oh. Hi, Varian! (removes the goggles from her head and sees him then he smiles) (Varian climbs off the ladder and jumps to the ground and turns around) I haven't seen you since we...
Since your last invention almost killed us. (completes Rapunzel's sentence) So glad you're here. With looks like another invention.
Please, I wouldn't miss a chance to promote the merits of alchemy. And wait until you see my invention. I think, uh, everyone at the expo will be impressed. (tells Rapunzel and Eugene) (chuckles) Cassandra's gonna be here, right? Not that I'm doing this for Cassandra! (Varian reveals his crush on Cassandra to Rapunzel and Eugene when Varian blushes) (chuckles) But, yes, she's gonna be there, right? (asks Rapunzel and Eugene)
No, no, no! We'll need men here! We'll put guards here, and... Does this mean we're out of real guards, too?
Blasted! This exposition of science is just spreading our ranks too thin. (Maximus grunts) We need more guards!
(clears throat) (he sees Cassandra) (door closes) (Maximus grunts)
I'll need the room. (Pete, Stan and Maximus exit) So, you want your first guard assignment. We've talked about this, Cassandra. I just don't know that you're ready. (tells her)
Cassandra
Dad, I've been training with the guards since I was six. I know castle procedures and protocol better than anyone, so if there's any other reason why you feel I'm not ready besides me being your daughter, I'm all ears. (tells him)
Cassandra
There's always a but.
Your lady-in-waiting duties come first. Only after you've finished those, including setting up for the expo, may you help. Are we clear?
Cassandra
Crystal. (Sees her long list of chores and groans)
There you are, Cass-not-Cassie. We, uh, we didn't finish our conversation from earlier. (tells Cassandra)
Cassandra
I did.
(chuckles) Oh, you! Seriously, I'm getting ready for the expo, and I think you'll be pretty impressed with my invention, yeah. The only thing is, when I present it to Master Dr. St. Croix, it's gonna take two people to operate it. Hey! Wanna be the assistant for my demonstration? (asks her)
Cassandra
Assistant? What? Assis-- No. Look. (accidentally spills grape juice on the tablecloth and gasps) No! I can't catch a break today. (leaves with the cup of grape juice and the pitcher) (Varian pours salt and drops of water from the flowers' stems over the stain, making it disappear then he puts the flowers back into the vase and he puts the glass tube of salt then Cassandra brings a rag to wipe the table cloth). Varian, thanks for stopping by, but I, wha--? Huh? The stain. It's gone! But how? (asks)
Oh, simple. Grapes are acidic, by combining the alkalinity from the flowers' barley grass with rock salt, I was able to stop the stain's adhesion. Alchemy! (tells Cassandra)
Cassandra
So, you've got a knack for this kind of thing. Any chance you'd want to...
Help you? Yes! I, I mean, I'd-- I'd love to. Hey! If, If I help you, you can help me and be my assistant! It'll only take a minute! (tells Cassandra)
Cassandra
Um... deal. (agrees)
Great! We-- We can be, uh, co-ladies-in-waiting. A-ha! (Cassandra gives him a pile of laundry)
Cassandra
Let's not put a label on it. (tells Varian while she dusts her hands off then walks away) (a rag falls on the ground)
Cassandra
I believe this was meant for you. (picks up the first prize ribbon from the ground then puts it on his apron and he smiles)
And, um, this was meant for you. (gives her a Cassandrium necklace then she wears the present)
Cassandra
Thanks. And, Varian, about putting my own ambition in front of our friendship, I'm sorry. (apologizing to him)
It's It's okay, Cassandra. (forgives her)
Cassandra
Hey, call me Cassie. (Varian smiles)
Well, I guess I should start cleaning this mess up.
Cassandra, you helped prevent what could've been a disaster for all of us. Well done. And I have another assignment for you.
Cassandra
You know what, Dad? I'm gonna set this aside for now. I think my friend needs my help.
Well, as Captain of the Guard, turning down an assignment doesn't bode well. But as your dad, I'm proud of you.
Cassandra
Okay, this double date needs to end now! You guys are totally embarrassing me.
We are? Sorry. We didn't mean to.
Cassandra
I know, Raps. But could please stop talking about my muscles or my fighting skills? I want Andrew to see a different side of me. And when we get down I'd like to be alone with him.
Cassandra
Sorry, Sweetie, but the book stays here!
Cassandra
I knew you were a fraud from day one. You misspelled bibliophile in your letters, bonehead. I was only playing you long enough to see what your angle wasn’t and from my angle, it looks like you’ve been shut down, Andrew. That’s even your real name.
Cassandra
[tosses Andrew the handcuffs] Put these on and don’t say another word!
Cassandra
Great. Since the Exposition was my chance to prove to my dad I have what it takes to be a royal guard. But you messed that up, Rapunzel!
Well, maybe if you had told me what you up to, I wouldn't have messed it up.
Cassandra
I couldn't count on you not letting anything slip!
Hey, I can keep things to myself.
Cassandra
Oh yeah? like the time you told Eugene about the time we snuck out!?
Cassandra
Or when your told your dad about those rocks I showed you!?
Cassandra
Or when you told your mom who ate her last chocolate truffle!?
Hey, I had to say something. The guilt was bad enough.
Cassandra
Look, Raps, you're my best friend, but you're a sharer. It's in your nature, and I respect that. But you have to respect there are things I keep to myself!
Even if those things have life-threatening consequences?
Cassandra
Okay, for the record, nobody's life was threatened until you showed up.
Okay, let's make a deal: I respect you keeping things to yourself if you respect that when something's bothering you, I'm gonna wanna help.
Nothing makes me happier than a dream coming true. Especially when that dream belongs to a dear friend like Attila. I am pleased to welcome Attila the Bun bakery to Corona.
My mom always said that you can only get what you want out of life by using the three Cs: Crime, Carnage and Crime. But thanks to Rapunzel, who helped make all this possible, I learned there's a fourth C: Kindness.
Cassandra
Uh, "kindness" doesn't start with-
Nice move, Pascal. I didn't even see that coming.
Cassandra
What was that?
Cassandra
Congratulating your opponent? Chess is war, Rapunzel. And your opponent is the enemy. First rule of a game of Chess is getting in your opponent's head. Now give me your game face!
Cassandra
I don't know, Pascal. That's more confused face.
Cassandra
We'll work on that later. Now I want you to look at this board with only one strategy: No mercy.
Not now, Pascal. I'm "no mercy-ING" my opponent.
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